Why do I have to answer security questions to pay my bills?

Ohmygod please tell me there are hackers out there trying to pay my bills....

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Why did the doctor kick his patients?

He was trying to heel them.

What do you call an old person trying to fit in with today's kids?

A dislocated hipster.

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Why does pasta always have to pay so much for car insurance?

Because it can't drive a car without making it all denty.

Where were you on Friday?

Me: It was a holiday. Boss: HALLOWEEN IS NOT A PAID HOLIDAY! Me: It is if you go as Christmas. Boss:...

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How can you tell a Minnesota hockey fan?

Ask him what color the blue line is and wait. It may take him ten minutes to answer.

What's better, Star Wars or Star Trek?

Knowing what intimacy with another living human being feels like.

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How do you make a Gorilla laugh?

Tell it an elephant joke!

How do you tell a hypocrite from a normal person?

The hypocrite's the one that exists.

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Why do honest ducks dip their heads under the water?

To liquidate their bills.

What does a Bills fan do when they win the superbowl?

He turns off his xbox.

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What do hackers do when they go on vacation?

They go phishing

What does Santa and Hackers have in common?

They both steal cookies)