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Why do I have to answer security questions to pay my bills?

Ohmygod please tell me there are hackers out there trying to pay my bills....

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What's the difference between Jared Fogle's divorce and other divorces?

Most married couples tried to stay together FOR the kids. Not divorce because of them.

Why did Mary get a restraining order against Black Beard the Pirate?

He kept trying to plunder her booty.

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How to get a liberal arts graduate off of your porch?

Pay him for the pizza

How do you pay a quiz master?

With finances.

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What did the hippy who has been crashing on your couch for the last 2 weeks say when you asked him to leave?

Am I supposed to say the answer or let y'all guess for a bit!

What question must always be answered "Yes"?

What does Y-E-S spell

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What did Simba tell everyone in the lunch line?

Musafa

What 3 things that tell the truth?

Drunk men. Little children. Yoga pants.

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Where did you get that gold watch Joe?

Joe: I won it in a race. Bill: How many people participated in it Joe: Three a policeman the owner of the watch and me!!

How are you going to pay for that?

Oh, just put it on my bill.

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What did the hacker do when the police came for him?

He ransomware.

Why did the hacker start selling his services?

So he could make his 4Chan.