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Why do I have to answer security questions to pay my bills?

Ohmygod please tell me there are hackers out there trying to pay my bills....

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Why do we paint Easter eggs?

Because it's easier than trying to wallpaper them!

What do you get if you try to cross a mouse with a skunk?

Dirty looks from the mouse!

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What happens when you don't pay your exorcist?

You get repossessed.

How do you get someone with a doctorate in philosophy to leave your house?

Just pay for your pizza.

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What is buoyancy?

Alex: I'm sorry. The answer we were looking for is, Whatever.

What is the most effective way to remember your wife's Birthday?

Just forget it once and you will never forget it again.

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What does that tell you?

4-year-old: I won.

How do you make a motherboard?

I asked him. He said, "Tell her about my job."

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What do you call a woman that sets her bills on fire?

Bernadette.

What will Bill's favorite retail outlet be after his economic blueprint takes effect?

Everything's $100.

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What did the hacker do when the police came for him?

He ransomware.

What is it called when a hacker poops?

Logging out