How are relationships like algebra?

You look at your X and try to find out Y

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What's little, brown, and found in the woods?

Winnies' pooh.

How do you find out if the cat is dead or alive in the Schrodinger's cat paradox?

By thinking outside the box

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Whats the name of a bodybuilder whose a fan of the X-Men?

Huge Jackman

What material does Cayde-6 use to repair his armor after falling feet first into hell?

Nathan Filaments () X-Post from /r/DestinyTheGame

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What's next, thought crimes?

CNN: If you stare at your hand for a long time it will look weird

How can you double your money?

Look at it in a mirror.

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What is a blonde doing when she holds her hands tightly over her ears?

Trying to hold on to a thought.

What kind of noise annoys an oyster?

A noisy noise annoys an oyster! (Try saying that fast!)

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What are a Mexican's favorite dimensions for square dancing?

Dos y dos

How do you spell candy with two letters?

C and Y

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What do you call 3 knights in a relationship?

Polyarmory

Why is it a bad idea to get in a relationship with a statue?

Because it's not going anywhere.

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How many teachers does it take to solve algebra?

None, that's what students are for.

What do you call a stick that's good at algebra..?

AN ARITHMESTICK.