How are relationships like algebra?

You look at your X and try to find out Y

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What did the cannibal say when he came home and found his wife chopping up a python and a pygmy?

Oh no not snake and pygmy pie again!

What do you call it when you're trying to find out what someone had for lunch?

An ingestigation

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How many X does it take to change a light bulb?

N! One to change the light bulb, and n-1 to display stereotypical behavioral traits of X!

What begins with S, ends with X and will change your life?

Smallpox

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Why does an elephant have four feet?

Because he'd look pretty silly with four inches.

How do you find a blonde on reddit?

Look for the comments that just say "huh "

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What do these shoes do?

GLINDA: Send you home D: Lame tries new pair And these G: Wait- D: clicks heels turns into hamburger

What's better than a tall woman wrapping her legs around you?

A short woman trying like hell.

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How do you spell candy with two letters?

C and Y

What is the plural of y'all?

What is the plural of y'all -Y'alls -All y'all.

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Why shouldn't a dentist and manicurist be in a relationship?

All they will do is fight tooth and nail!

What is my relationship?

Alex: No sorry tha- glares at wife I'll take YOU RUINED MY LIFE KAREN for $800 Alex

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Why did the pirate date the mermaid?

He thought finding X in her algebra would lead to booty.

How often do you use algebra?

Equationally.