How are relationships like algebra?

You look at your X and try to find out Y

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How do you find Will Smith in the snow?

Look for fresh prints.

How do you find the blind guy at a nudist colony?

It ain't hard.

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What do you call transgender superheroes?

X-Men.

Why do mathematicians have a hard time moving on in relationships?

Because they're always trying to find the x. They don't know y, either.

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Why does a blonde woman close her eyes in front of the mirror?

To see how she looks like when sleeping.

How did the urologist ruin his Christmas?

OC He looked inside Santa's sack.

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Why are Jedi terrible at Rugby?

Because "There is no Try."

Why is Thors bother so secretive?

Because he tries to keep things Loki...

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How did the private eye use math to find the intent of the crime?

He solved for y! Thought this one up myself and thought it was post worthy

Why don't X and Z get along with Y?

Because Y so serious

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What's a man's idea of honestly in a relationship?

A. Telling you his real name.

What do Super Mario Brothers, and relationships have in common?

Sometimes you have to slay a few dragons before you get to the princess

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How did you keep from failing that?

I didn't take algebra!

Why did the feminist fail algebra?

She couldn't solve inequalities.