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Why are pirates always angry when they go to the restroom?

Because they p-irate.

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Pirate Jokes More Pirate Jokes

What did the pirate say after his first-mate stuck the wheel in his pants?

ARGHH! You're driving me nuts!

What does a pirate call three feet?

A YAAAARRRRGGGG!! Oh look a door.

Restroom Jokes More Restroom Jokes

What is another name for the disabled stall in a restroom?

A handicrapped zone.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl using the restroom?

Because they're extinct