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Why are pirates always angry when they go to the restroom?

Because they p-irate.

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Pirate Jokes More Pirate Jokes

Why do pirates love football so much?

Cus they love to count YAAAARds.

What did the pirate say to his sister?

Aye sis

Restroom Jokes More Restroom Jokes

What do you get when a superhero has to use the restroom?

A comic relief.

Why can't you hear Michelle Pfeiffer use the restroom?

Because her pee is silent.