Why are pirates always angry when they go to the restroom?

Because they p-irate.

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Where does a pirate keep his gold?

In his treas-arrrr chest!

What's the wheel for?

The pirate replies, "Arrr it's drivin me nuts!"

Restroom Jokes More Restroom Jokes

Why is it so quiet when pterodactyls use the restroom?

Their P is silent.

Why are pirates always angry when they go to the restroom?

Because they p-irate.