Why are pirates always angry when they go to the restroom?

Because they p-irate.

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Pirate Jokes More Pirate Jokes

What do you call a pirate who solves mysteries?

A pirate aye!

What does a pirate take for his allergies?

Aye-drops

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the restroom?

Because the "p" is silent!

Where do senior citizens often go to the restroom?

Depends.