Why are pirates always angry when they go to the restroom?

Because they p-irate.

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What did the computer say to the pirate?

Want to date hot Russians!

Why don't pirates ever stop going to brothels?

They can't get enough booty.

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What do you get when a superhero has to use the restroom?

A comic relief.

Why are pirates always angry when they go to the restroom?

Because they p-irate.