Why are pirates always angry when they go to the restroom?

Because they p-irate.

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What did the pirate with the steering wheel in his pants say?

Argh it's driving me nuts!

What did the pirate say when he saw the dank meme?

Arrr

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What is another name for the disabled stall in a restroom?

A handicrapped zone.

Why are pirates always angry when they go to the restroom?

Because they p-irate.