Why can't you hear a Pterodactyl use a bathroom?

The p is silent.

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How can you tell a rabbit from a skunk?

A skunk uses a cheaper deodorant!

What does Charles Darwin use to moisturise his skin?

Evo-lotion.

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Why did the snowman have his pants down?

Because he heard the snowblower was coming.

What do you call an elephant with a carrot in each ear?

Anything you want as he can't hear you!

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Why did the chicken run around screaming?

Because he had to use the bathroom.

What did the dance instructor say to her student when the student wanted to use her bathroom?

Skip to my loo.

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Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom?

The p is silent.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl peeing?

Because P is silent.

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How can we keep our school Clean?

Student: By Staying at home.

What does it sound like when a Pterodactyl urinates?

There is no sound... The P is silent.