Why can't you hear a Pterodactyl use a bathroom?

The p is silent.

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How do you get into a haunted house?

By using a spookey!

Why could the chef not cook a tree branch?

Because he used a non-stick pan.

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What do you call a deaf Pokémon go player walking into traffic?

Anything you want they're not going to hear you.

What did Tarzan say when he saw a heard of elephants?

Oh look! A heard of elephants.

Bathroom Jokes More Bathroom Jokes

Why do teenage girls go to the bathroom in 3s and 5s?

Because they literally can't even.

Who steals all the soap in the bathroom?

The robber ducky

Pterodactyl Jokes More Pterodactyl Jokes

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl peeing?

Because P is silent.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?

Because pterodactyls are extinct.

P Jokes More P Jokes

Why couldn't R get to P?

He had to wait in a Q!

What's a pirate's favourite letter?

A P. Because it's like an ARR, but it's missing a leg.