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Why can't you hear a Pterodactyl use a bathroom?

The p is silent.

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How many Gentlesirs does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Screw is such a harsh word, M'Lightbulb. I have too much respect for lamps to use it." Tips fedora

What do ducks use to get high?

Quack cocaine

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Did you hear about the Viking who was reincarnated?

He was Bjorn again

What was 2016?

The best joke I've ever heard!

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What do the bathroom doors at the funeral home say?

His and Hearse.

Where do cheeses go to the bathroom?

In a Parma-John.

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl using the restroom?

Because they're extinct

Why can't you hear a Pterodactyl use a bathroom?

The p is silent.

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Why did the guy kick the broom out of his house?

It swept with his girlfriend

What's a pirate's favourite letter?

A P. Because it's like an ARR, but it's missing a leg.