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Why is it so quiet when pterodactyls use the restroom?

Their P is silent.

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Why can't PC gamers use Uber?

Too many incompatible drivers.

What four letter word starts with F ends in K and if you can't get it you have to use your hands or fingers...?

A fork

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What does a pterodactyl have in common with a urinal?

P in front of it

Why did the guy kick the broom out of his house?

It swept with his girlfriend

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Why are pirates always angry when they go to the restroom?

Because they p-irate.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl using the restroom?

Because they're extinct

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Why can't you hear pterodactyls go to the toilet?

Because the 'p' is silent.

Why is it so quiet when pterodactyls use the restroom?

Their P is silent.