Why can't you hear a Pterodactyl use a bathroom?

The p is silent.

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How did the flea learn to use the internet?

He had to start from scratch.

What do you use to compare and contrast nordic cultures?

A Sven diagram!

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What's a caterpillar afraid of?

A dogerpillar (Thank you Laffy Taffy for the worst best joke I've ever heard)

Why did the duck cross the basketball court?

He heard the referees were blowing fouls... -Jim Norton

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Why are we at Home Depot?

Me: I wanted to see what it's like to pick out bathroom tile with you. See if this is worth it.

What kind of plants grow in bathrooms?

Toilet trees.

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl taking a whiz?

Because the P is silent!

Why don't you hear a pterodactyl in the bathroom?

Because it's is silent....

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How do u make a Pirate angry?

Take the P out of him.

Why isn't energy made of atoms?

It doesn't matter.