How do you get into a haunted house?

By using a spookey!

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Why does the Empire use Apple?

Because they couldn't find the droid they were looking for

Who made this Christmas pudding?

Our chef. He's a little green man who lives in a toadstool. What did he use to make it Elf-raising flour of course.

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What happened when the man couldn't afford the mortgage on his haunted house?

It was repossessed!

How did the haunted house escape foreclosure?

It was repossessed