How do you get into a haunted house?

By using a spookey!

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Why does the NSA hate winter?

Because they're not used to getting Snowden.

Why do redditors make such good fencers?

They're used to dealing with ripostes.

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What did one the left headphone say to the right headphone as they walked through a haunted house?

This place feels earie.

Why did the haunted house not like rain?

Because it dampened his spirits.