How do you get into a haunted house?

By using a spookey!

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Why doesn't the Kentucky Fried Chicken use toilet paper?

It's finger licking good.

What kind of medicine do Ants use when they have eye problems?

Ant-Eye Biotics (Dad joke, I know)

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What did one the left headphone say to the right headphone as they walked through a haunted house?

This place feels earie.

Why did the haunted house not like rain?

Because it dampened his spirits.