How do you get into a haunted house?

By using a spookey!

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What cheese is used to block online streaming?

Edam

What do people who refuse to fight use as weapons?

Their pacifists

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What happened when the man couldn't afford the mortgage on his haunted house?

It was repossessed!

How did the haunted house escape foreclosure?

It was repossessed