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How do you get into a haunted house?

By using a spookey!

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What brand of pen does Lance Armstrong use?

Uni-ball

What do you call a woman on a cruise ship in Mexico using the diving board at the pool?

A broad abroad on a board aboard.

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What did one the left headphone say to the right headphone as they walked through a haunted house?

This place feels earie.

Why did the haunted house not like rain?

Because it dampened his spirits.