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How do you get into a haunted house?

By using a spookey!

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What does Lebron use to high jump?

The Flosberry Flop.

Why does Ms. Piggy use honey and vinegar douche?

Because Kermit likes sweet and sour pork.

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What did one the left headphone say to the right headphone as they walked through a haunted house?

This place feels earie.

What happened when the man couldn't afford the mortgage on his haunted house?

It was repossessed!