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How do you get into a haunted house?

By using a spookey!

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What does Batman use to wash his hair?

Conditioner Gordon.

What's the best machine I can use?

The trainer responds, "The ATM"

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What happened when the man couldn't afford the mortgage on his haunted house?

It was repossessed!

What did one the left headphone say to the right headphone as they walked through a haunted house?

This place feels earie.