What did one the left headphone say to the right headphone as they walked through a haunted house?

This place feels earie.

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Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

What did the judge say when the skunk walked in the court room?

Odor in the court!!!

How do you walk a dog with no legs?

You don't, you pick it up.

Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

Where do cows stay when they go on vacation?

In a moooo-tel.

How to blind parachutist know they're close to the ground?

The feel the leash go slack! (heard this one while listening to some Irish tunes)

Place Jokes More Place Jokes

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

1 to hold the bulb in place and 100 to spin the house around it.

Why did the hotel manager refuse to rent his rooms out to people?

He needed places to hide the bodies.

Haunt House Jokes More Haunt House Jokes

How do you get into a haunted house?

By using a spookey!

What did one the left headphone say to the right headphone as they walked through a haunted house?

This place feels earie.