What did one the left headphone say to the right headphone as they walked through a haunted house?

This place feels earie.

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Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

Why was the Xbox 360 named as it was?

Cos when I seen one i turnt 360 degrees and walked away Playstation for life

Why does the Spanish dude keep walking left?

Because izquierda going right.

Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

What does a cat say when you tread on its tail?

ME-OW! I am very sorry. Just thought of it and felt like everyone should hear it. Maybe some jokes are better left untold...

How do the Russian people feel about their government?

They're Putin up with it.

Place Jokes More Place Jokes

Who hits the ground first?

Better question would be: Why were they in the tree in the first place?

Why did the model pee herself?

She was all dressed up with no place to go!

Haunt House Jokes More Haunt House Jokes

How did the haunted house escape foreclosure?

It was repossessed

What happened when the man couldn't afford the mortgage on his haunted house?

It was repossessed!