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What did one the left headphone say to the right headphone as they walked through a haunted house?

This place feels earie.

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How many lost cats walk by the telephone pole with their missing flier on it?

Just another reason to teach your cat to read.

Why did the junkie walk into the pet store?

To buy some quack croakaine!

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How do you feel about the upcoming Tour de France?

I'm gonna give 110%

Why did the paedophilic bestialist not answer his name?

Because he was feeling a little horse.

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Where did AT&T get their 2007 slogan?

Ireland: More bars in more places

What is it called when there is bread all over the place?

An abundance

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What did one the left headphone say to the right headphone as they walked through a haunted house?

This place feels earie.

Why did the haunted house not like rain?

Because it dampened his spirits.