What did one the left headphone say to the right headphone as they walked through a haunted house?

This place feels earie.

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What do you say to Simba if he's walking too slow?

Mufasa.

What do you call a walking talking rat?

Keemstar

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Where do cows stay when they go on vacation?

In a moooo-tel. I just thought of this sitting in my hotel room. Sometimes I feel like i dad joke so hard I impregnate my girlfriend from 100 miles away.

How do you know a gypsy woman is pregnant?

You put a piece of wire in her and if you feel pulling she is indeed pregnant.

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Why is it good that the Vietnamese man won first place?

It's a Nguyen-win situation.

What two places can you find a California roll?

Sushi bars and stop signs.

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Why didn't the girl go into the haunted house?

She didn't have the balls.

What did one the left headphone say to the right headphone as they walked through a haunted house?

This place feels earie.