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What did one the left headphone say to the right headphone as they walked through a haunted house?

This place feels earie.

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Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

What's the difference between Bono and Jesus?

Jesus didn't walk around Dublin acting like he's Bono.

What did Mick Jagger say when he walked in on Hugh Hefner in bed with Dennis Weaver?

He said "Hey Hey Hugh Hugh Get Off Of McCould"

Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

Why does my van have windows?

I want to make my victims feel like they have a chance.

Why'd the short man take the elevator up?

He was feeling down

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How do ghosts fly from one place to another?

By scareplane.

What did the physicist say to the two women he was trying to pick up at the bar?

Do you ladies wanna go back to my place and conduct a double slit experiment?

Haunt House Jokes More Haunt House Jokes

What did one the left headphone say to the right headphone as they walked through a haunted house?

This place feels earie.

Why did the haunted house not like rain?

Because it dampened his spirits.