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What did one the left headphone say to the right headphone as they walked through a haunted house?

This place feels earie.

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What has 50 legs but cant walk?

Half a centipede!

Why do baby ducks walk softly?

Because they can't walk, hardly.

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Why is the love of a woman with 20 children magical?

Because it feels like a wizard's sleave.

What should we call it when a man is beautiful?

Footseveral " No but I feel like you're on the right track

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How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. They hold it in place and wait for the world to revolve around them.

How many editors does it take to change a lightbulb?

It was supposed to be in place last week!

Haunt House Jokes More Haunt House Jokes

What did one the left headphone say to the right headphone as they walked through a haunted house?

This place feels earie.

Why did the haunted house not like rain?

Because it dampened his spirits.