What did one tooth say to the other?

Get your cap on the dentist is taking us out tonight.

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Tooth Jokes More Tooth Jokes

Why do bees sting?

They can't bite because all that honey rotted their teeth. (From my 7 year old niece)

What do read heads get when they don't brush their teeth?

Gingervitis Edit: redheads. I am a disgrace.

Dentist Jokes More Dentist Jokes

What time does an Asian go to the dentist?

Toof Hurty.

Why did F'' (F double prime) have to go to the dentist?

It had concavities...

Tonight Jokes More Tonight Jokes

Who's there! Cantaloupe! Cantaloupe who?

Cantaloupe with you tonight!

What did Dodi Fayed say to his driver?

Want to go out with me and Di tonight?

Cap Jokes More Cap Jokes

What do snowmen wear on their heads?

Ice caps!

Why are people so worried about Hurricane Matthew's wind speeds?

I thought CAT4 was capped at 16Mbps.