What did one tooth say to the other?

Get your cap on the dentist is taking us out tonight.

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Tooth Jokes More Tooth Jokes

What kind of bears don't have teeth?

Gummi bears.)

Why do bees sting?

They can't bite because all that honey rotted their teeth. (From my 7 year old niece)

Dentist Jokes More Dentist Jokes

Why did the donut go to the dentist?

To get a filling!

What's the difference between a line dance instructor and a dentist?

A. A dentist lets you sit down while he hurts you.

Tonight Jokes More Tonight Jokes

Who is going to win tonight's presidential election?

The Voyager Probe, speeding away from Earth at 38,000 mph.

How many more times will I watch "A Walk To Remember" tonight?

As Mandy Moore times as I want to.

Cap Jokes More Cap Jokes

What did one tooth say to the other?

Get your cap on the dentist is taking us out tonight.

What game did the dentist play when she was a child?

Caps and robbers