What did one tooth say to the other?

Get your cap on the dentist is taking us out tonight.

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Tooth Jokes More Tooth Jokes

Why did the chemist break his teeth?

He ate a Pb and j sandwich I'd tell you another but all the good jokes argon

How can you tell if a Packers fan is mad at you?

They grit their tooth at you.

Dentist Jokes More Dentist Jokes

What kind of award did the dentist receive?

A little plaque.

What time are you supposed to go to the dentist?

Tooth-hurty!

Tonight Jokes More Tonight Jokes

What are your best Sports Team jokes?

With the NHL season getting started tonight. I am wondering what are you best jokes making fun off sports teams. All Sports (Baseball,hockey,football, soccer etc).

How many more times will I watch "A Walk To Remember" tonight?

As Mandy Moore times as I want to.

Cap Jokes More Cap Jokes

Why are people so worried about Hurricane Matthew's wind speeds?

I thought CAT4 was capped at 16Mbps.

What does a barista wear?

A cap and chinos.