What should you do if you are on a picnic with King Kong?

Give him the biggest bananas.

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What did King Kong say when he saw the Statue of Liberty?

Are you my mother

Why did King Kong join the army?

To learn about gorilla warfare.

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Where's the food and why are you naked?

Me: "Am I doing it wrong This is my first picnic."

What did the llama say when asked to a picnic?

Alpaca lunch!