What should you do if you are on a picnic with King Kong?

Give him the biggest bananas.

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What is as big as King Kong but doesn't weigh anything?

King Kong's shadow.

Why is King Kong big and hairy?

So you can tell him apart from a gooseberry.

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What is a picnic?

Correct!

What should you do if you are on a picnic with King Kong?

Give him the biggest bananas.