Ape-ril
Hang upside down and make a noise like a banana.
He couldn't fit in the elevator.
Are you my mother
So you can tell him apart from a gooseberry.
To learn about gorilla warfare.
A terrified postman.
Give him the biggest bananas.
Miss most of the film!
A flat note.
A messy cage.
A gorillian dollars
King Kong in clingfilm
A flat mate.
Anywhere he wants to.
King Kong's shadow.
A monster that climbs up the Empire State Building and catches aeroplanes with its tongue.
Just don't monkey with him.
Monkey business.
Oops! King Kong ring wrong.
He didn't like Chinese food.
A flat miner.
Frostbite.
More than one mother-in-law.
His mother told him to hit the hay.
A con descending.
It would cause them to be disappointed on many different levels.
Fancy a bite
Ape-ril and Bananuary
Eli5
ELI5 (explain me like I am five)
They want to.
Because no one wanted Windows Nein!
X-post r/landscaping) Yoshino!!!
There's nothing else to climb in the jungle.
The torch is a symbol of her inability to read in the dark.