What do you get if you cross King Kong with a snowman?

Frostbite.

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How much did King Kong get paid for his latest movie?

A gorillian dollars

What do you get if you cross King Kong with a watchdog?

A terrified postman.

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When is it too cold to build a snowman?

When the frostbite is worse then the frostbark.

What do you get when you combine a vampire and a snowman?

Frostbite.