What do you get if you cross King Kong with a snowman?

Frostbite.

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Why is King Kong big and hairy?

So you can tell him apart from a gooseberry.

How do you catch King Kong?

Hang upside down and make a noise like a banana.

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When is it too cold to build a snowman?

When the frostbite is worse then the frostbark.

What do you get when you cross a vampire with a snowman?

Frostbite.