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Why is King Kong big and hairy?

So you can tell him apart from a gooseberry.

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What would you tell someone who is attempting to steal your cheese (hint: not "nacho cheese")?

Leave my provolone!

Why did the cowboy get a dachshund?

Cause he was told to get a long little doggy.

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What is as big as King Kong but doesn't weigh anything?

King Kong's shadow.

What do you get if you cross King Kong with a budgie?

A messy cage.

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What's the difference between an elephant and a gooseberry?

A gooseberry is green!

Why is King Kong big and hairy?

So you can tell him apart from a gooseberry.