Why is King Kong big and hairy?

So you can tell him apart from a gooseberry.

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How can you tell the difference between normal and self-raising flour?

One has parents

How can you tell if an American has a conceal carry permit?

They'll tell you.

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What business is King Kong in?

Monkey business.

Why did King Kong join the army?

To learn about gorilla warfare.

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Why is King Kong big and hairy?

So you can tell him apart from a gooseberry.

What's the difference between an elephant and a gooseberry?

A gooseberry is green!