Why is King Kong big and hairy?

So you can tell him apart from a gooseberry.

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What did the mama pig say when junior pig bought a basket of wormy apples?

Don't tell the farmer. He might charge us extra.

What does that tell you?

4-year-old: I won.

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What should you do if you are on a picnic with King Kong?

Give him the biggest bananas.

What do you get if King Kong sits on your piano?

A flat note.

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Why is King Kong big and hairy?

So you can tell him apart from a gooseberry.

What's the difference between an elephant and a gooseberry?

A gooseberry is green!