Why is King Kong big and hairy?

So you can tell him apart from a gooseberry.

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How can you tell if a hamburger was grilled in space?

It's a little meteor.

How can you tell if a Packers fan is mad at you?

They grit their tooth at you.

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What is as big as King Kong but doesn't weigh anything?

King Kong's shadow.

What do you get if King Kong falls down a mine shaft?

A flat miner.

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Why is King Kong big and hairy?

So you can tell him apart from a gooseberry.

What's the difference between an elephant and a gooseberry?

A gooseberry is green!