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Why is King Kong big and hairy?

So you can tell him apart from a gooseberry.

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How can you tell Voldemort used the bathroom before you?

He leaves a dark mark

How do you tell if there's a Pilot in the room?

They've already told you.

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What is as big as King Kong but doesn't weigh anything?

King Kong's shadow.

What should you do if you are on a picnic with King Kong?

Give him the biggest bananas.

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What's the difference between an elephant and a gooseberry?

A gooseberry is green!

Why is King Kong big and hairy?

So you can tell him apart from a gooseberry.