Why is King Kong big and hairy?

So you can tell him apart from a gooseberry.

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What does the Sergeant of the Knowledge division always tell his troops to get?

In formation

What did Lochte say after his teammates told the police what really happened?

And I would have gotten away with it if it weren't for you medaling kids!

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How do you catch King Kong?

Hang upside down and make a noise like a banana.

What do you get if King Kong sits on your piano?

A flat note.

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Why is King Kong big and hairy?

So you can tell him apart from a gooseberry.

What's the difference between an elephant and a gooseberry?

A gooseberry is green!