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Why is King Kong big and hairy?

So you can tell him apart from a gooseberry.

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How can North Korea tell if it made a ship or a submarine?

By how fast it sinks.

How do you tell if a woman is a feminist?

She'll tell you within five minutes.

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Why did King Kong.... Climb the Empire State Building?

He couldn't fit in the elevator.

What do you get if you cross King Kong with a giant frog?

A monster that climbs up the Empire State Building and catches aeroplanes with its tongue.

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What's the difference between an elephant and a gooseberry?

A gooseberry is green!

Why is King Kong big and hairy?

So you can tell him apart from a gooseberry.