How can you tell the difference between normal and self-raising flour?

One has parents

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a joke and your friend's blog?

You enjoy it when a joke is posted on Facebook

What is the difference between an angry rabbit and a counterfeit dollar bill?

One is bad money and the other is a mad bunny.

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How do you tell the difference between a physicist and a plumber?

Ask them to say the word 'unionized'.

Why didn't the scientist tell his colleague the t-value of a test with 21 degrees of freedom and a p-value of 5%?

It was a t-crit! Thank you and goodnight!

Parent Jokes More Parent Jokes

Why is it not a good idea to tell your parents about your failures while they are on an elevator?

It would cause them to be disappointed on many different levels.

What do you call people who use the pull out method as form of birth control?

Parents.

Raise Jokes More Raise Jokes

Why is the Austrian flag red-white-red'?

So that they can't raise it upside-down

Why the hate for necromancers?

T They're just trying to raise a family.