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How can you tell the difference between normal and self-raising flour?

One has parents

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a Nun and a lady taking a bath?

The Nun has hope in her soul and the lady taking a bath has soap in her hole.

What's the difference between a saxophone and a chainsaw?

You can tune a chainsaw.

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How do you congratulate the guy who won the best tie contest?

You tell him... "that's definitely a win sir". Or if he did ok you can say you half win sir i suppose.

How do you know if someone is not a vegan?

They don't tell you

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What does mosquito say when its parents die?

Shhhhhh.....it!!

What do you call people who use the "pull out" method for contraception?

Parents.

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Who's a good girl?

WHOSAGOODGIRRRRLLL Me: *looks around* *slowly raises hand*

How many of you believe in telekinesis?

Raise MY hand!