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How can you tell the difference between normal and self-raising flour?

One has parents

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a Boko Haram training camp and a Nigerian refugee camp?

I don't know, I just fly the fighter jet.

How can you tell the difference between a can of chicken soup and a can of tomato soup?

Read the label.

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How can you tell the difference between a monster and a banana?

Try picking it up. If you can't it's either a monster or a giant banana.

How can you tell if someone is a pilot?

They'll just tell you.

Parent Jokes More Parent Jokes

What has holes in it, and travels down an alley?

Batman: my parents Riddler: no its a bowling ball! I-im so sorry!

What do you call a rebellious teenager whose parents are a lamb and a moose?

A radical mooselamb

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What do I get when I raise up a platform to play Mozart?

Amadeus on my dais.

Why was the horse farmer arrested?

He was raising a colt.