How can you tell the difference between normal and self-raising flour?

One has parents

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What's the difference between a clever child and a rude marathoner?

One's a cunning runt...

What's the difference between a fox and a pig?

About six drinks

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What do you tell someone who feels that life has shorted them from a purpose or calling?

You belong.

How can you tell if a California State coed is a good cook?

She can get the pop tart out of the toaster in one piece.

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Why can't Kylie Jenner see her mom?

Because she's trans-parent

What didn't Adam and Eve have that everyone else has?

Parents.

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Who's a good girl?

WHOSAGOODGIRRRRLLL Me: *looks around* *slowly raises hand*

What do I get when I raise up a platform to play Mozart?

Amadeus on my dais.