How can you tell the difference between normal and self-raising flour?

One has parents

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What is the difference between "ooooooh"and "aaaaaaah"?

About three inches.

What's the difference between a buffalo and a bison?

You can't wash your face in a buffalo.

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Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling?

No one's told him he's black.

What did the French guy say when he forgot to tell his driver to turn left?

Oh, gosh!

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What didn't Adam and Eve have that everyone else has?

Parents.

What kind of parents are see-through?

Transparence!

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How many ladies have you slept with?

She said. I said, "Do you want me to round it to the nearest 10 " She raised her eyebrows and said, "OK..." I said, "Zero."

How can you tell when a skunk is angry?

It raises a stink!