How can you tell the difference between normal and self-raising flour?

One has parents

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How do you tell the difference between a plumber and a chemist?

Ask him/her to pronounce unionized

What's the difference between cab drivers and F1 drivers?

F1 driver doesn't think he's a cab driver

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Why does the news keep telling people the pilot was depressed?

Does any of this really matter...

Why shouldn't you tell a philosophy major a joke?

They don't find them Hume-erous.

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What do you call a seaside shanty for kids without parents?

A wharfanage

How to not get scolded by your parents if you want GTA V?

Mom! I want to play GTA V! Giant Turtles ATTACK V!

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How many of you believe in psychokinesis?

Raise my hand. - Taken from local Chinese joint fortune cookie.

Why couldn't the clown make balloon animals for the children?

With inflation raising the cost he couldn't afford it.