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How can you tell the difference between normal and self-raising flour?

One has parents

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between Biggie Smalls and your mom?

Biggie loves it when you call him Big Poppa, while your mom just loves it when you call.

What's the difference between USB and USA?

One connects to all your devices and access your data, one connects to all your devices and access your data.

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

What does the ISIS member say about telling good jokes?

It's all in the execution.

How did Helen Kellers parents punish her?

They gave her a basketball and told her to read.

Parent Jokes More Parent Jokes

When is a parent like a child?

When he's a miner.

What do you call people who use the pull out method as form of birth control?

Parents.

Raise Jokes More Raise Jokes

How do construction workers party?

They raise the roof.

What do you call someone who raises the dead by giving them hickeys?

A Neckromancer