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What does a basketball player do before he blows out his candles?

He makes a swish!

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Blow Jokes More Blow Jokes

What do you get when you throw a grenade into a kitchen in France?

Linoleum blown apart

Why did the Hydroxyl molecule blow up the US Mint?

It was a Free Radical.

Candle Jokes More Candle Jokes

Why couldn't the candle get any sleep?

Because there's no rest for the wicked.

What did the candle say when it couldn't sleep due to his own candlelight?

There ain't no rest for the wicked

Basketball Player Jokes More Basketball Player Jokes

What does a basketball player do before he blows out his candles?

He makes a swish!

What food do all basketball players hate?

Turnover.

Swish Jokes More Swish Jokes

What does a basketball player do before he blows out his candles?

He makes a swish!

What's a basketball players favorite kind of cheese?

Swish cheese.