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What does a basketball player do before he blows out his candles?

He makes a swish!

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Blow Jokes More Blow Jokes

What's the first part of a stripper to blow?

The knee. It's a load-bearing joint.

What can you find in a man's pants that is about six inches long has a head on it and that women love so much that they often blow it?

A $20 bill

Candle Jokes More Candle Jokes

What do you call a candelabra that refuses to hold candles?

A candle-nah-brah

When can you operate?

Lighting a candle* Doctor: When we find you a new liver.

Basketball Player Jokes More Basketball Player Jokes

Why are basketball players so tall?

They're knee grows.

What's a basketball players favorite kind of cheese?

Swish cheese.

Swish Jokes More Swish Jokes

What's a basketball players favorite kind of cheese?

Swish cheese.

What does a basketball player do before he blows out his candles?

He makes a swish!