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What does a basketball player do before he blows out his candles?

He makes a swish!

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Blow Jokes More Blow Jokes

Why did the H blow itself up?

Because the Jihad.

What color is the wind?

Son: "What color is the wind " Mom: "The wind is the wind, it had no color. It's transparent" Dad: "The wind is blue" Mom: "Blue How so " Dad: "Because the wind blew"

Candle Jokes More Candle Jokes

What did one candle say to the other candle?

Are you going out tonight

Why was the candle mad at his friend?

He blew him off.

Basketball Player Jokes More Basketball Player Jokes

What do a basketball player and a beer brewer have in common?

They both have hops.

What do you get when a basketball player gets a lung infection?

LeBronchitis

Swish Jokes More Swish Jokes

What does a basketball player do before he blows out his candles?

He makes a swish!

What's a basketball players favorite kind of cheese?

Swish cheese.