What does a basketball player do before he blows out his candles?

He makes a swish!

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Why did the terrorist blow up the playground?

He was a suislide bomber!

How do you get whole race to hate you?

Blow up the finish line. (I figured 2 years was long enough)

Candle Jokes More Candle Jokes

Why did the peace-loving incandescent bulb reject the candle and choose the fluorescent lamp as role model?

The fluorescent lamp wouldn't hurt a fly.

Why couldn't the candle get any sleep?

Because there's no rest for the wicked.

Basketball Player Jokes More Basketball Player Jokes

What do a basketball player and a beer brewer have in common?

They both have hops.

What stories are told by basketball players?

Tall stories!

Swish Jokes More Swish Jokes

What does a basketball player do before he blows out his candles?

He makes a swish!

What's a basketball players favorite kind of cheese?

Swish cheese.