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Why did the stoneworker get fired?

Because he took his job for granite

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Why did the stoneworker get fired?

Because he took his job for granite

What's brightly coloured and looks good on raver kids?

Fire.

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How do you spot a bad boss your first day on the job?

Check his/her pulse. (bitter at the workplace)

Why did Holden Caulfield hate his job at Sprint?

He was surrounded by phone-ys!

Granite Jokes More Granite Jokes

Why does nobody like a rich stone?

Because he takes everything for granite.

Why do we never take the time to thank mislabeled concrete?

It's mistaken for granite.