Why did the stoneworker get fired?

Because he took his job for granite.

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Why was the chef fired?

He was caught stroganoff

Why did the worker at the M&M factory get fired?

He threw out the W's

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Why didn't the potter get a job?

He didn't *urn* his degree.

Why couldn't the giraffe get a job at the bank?

They weren't hiring.

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What did the limestone say to the geologist?

Don't take me for granite!

What is the best thing about Dwane "the rock" Johnson's physique?

Nobody takes him for granite.