Why did the stoneworker get fired?

Because he took his job for granite.

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When did Pinocchio learn he was made of wood?

When his hand caught fire!!

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Why did Mrs. Quartz divorce Mr. Quartz?

He took her for granite.

Why does nobody like a rich stone?

Because he takes everything for granite.