Why did the stoneworker get fired?

Because he took his job for granite.

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What do you call a man who's on fire?

Bernie.

Why did the feminist get fired from Subway?

Because she refused to make a sandwich

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Why did the cyclops quit his job as a teacher?

He only had one pupil.

Why did the snowman get fired from his job?

He was a snow call, snow show.

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What was the under-appreciated, often-exploited kitchen contractor's complaint?

I'm always taken for granite!

Why doesn't the stone vendor value money?

Because he takes it for granite.