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Why did the stoneworker get fired?

Because he took his job for granite

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Why did the employee get fired from the calendar manufacturing company?

He took a day off

Why did the DJ get fired as a waiter?

Because he'd drop everything

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How can that help in this job?

You do the math

Why was the horseman fired from his job of saddle testing?

He was always standing up on the job!

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What did the limestone say to the geologist?

Don't take me for granite!

Why did Mrs. Quartz divorce Mr. Quartz?

He took her for granite.