Where did the seaweed... Where did the seaweed find a job?

In the "Kelp Wanted" section of the want-ads.

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Why did the chicken cross the road half-way?

She wanted to lay it on the line.

What does cows say when they want someone to move?

Muuuuuuuuuuuuhve...........

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How did the farmer find his lost cow?

He tractor down

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Not on /r/jokes

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Why does the can crusher hate his job?

Because it's soda pressing.

Why are there so many black people in Detroit?

It's because they heard there was no jobs there.

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What do you call it when you do papercrafts with seaweed?

Norigami.

Where did the seaweed... Where did the seaweed find a job?

In the "Kelp Wanted" section of the want-ads.