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Where did the seaweed... Where did the seaweed find a job?

In the "Kelp Wanted" section of the want-ads.

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Why did the bird join he air force?

He wanted to be a parrot trooper!

Why did the dyslexic escapologist join the International Socialists?

A. because he wanted to help untie the human race.

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What is a Mathematician's favorite thing to drink?

Root beer. (tbh: found on a Laffy taffy wrapper)

Why did the circus animals go on strike?

The elephants found out that they were being paid peanuts compared to the rest of the troupe and the ringleader was taking the lions share.

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Why don't the police protest against BLM?

Because they have jobs.

Why was the horseman fired from his job of saddle testing?

He was always standing up on the job!

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How do fish get high?

Seaweed

What does a mermaid stoner smoke?

Seaweed.