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Where did the seaweed... Where did the seaweed find a job?

In the "Kelp Wanted" section of the want-ads.

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What do all Amish girls want?

Two Mennonite

Why did The Walrus go to a Tupperware party?

He wanted to find a tight seal.

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Who is that walking up my driveway?

Anxiety in 3...2...1... knock, knock *sigh* "WAIT A SECOND!" *mumbles* "I need to find pants."

Why cant orphans play baseball?

They cant find their home

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How many applicants does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one but 200 applied for the job.

Why did the cow get a job at Google?

Because she was out standing in her field.

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What do you call it when you do papercrafts with seaweed?

Norigami.

How do fish get high?

Seaweed