Where did the seaweed... Where did the seaweed find a job?

In the "Kelp Wanted" section of the want-ads.

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Whenever a waiter asks, "Do you want to hear about our specials?

Push the menu aside and softly whisper, "I want to hear about you."

What did Cesar say when the people of Rome wanted to re-empower the Tribune?

Oh, Plebes.

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Where would you find an elephant?

Pupil:"You don't have to find them they're too big to lose!"

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb?

They don't change it, they just take forever to find where to fit the batteries

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What did the pope give up for lent?

His job.

Why did the bacteriologist quit her job?

She hated being microbe-managed.

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Where did the seaweed... Where did the seaweed find a job?

In the "Kelp Wanted" section of the want-ads.

Why do some fish always look high?

Because of all the seaweed.