Where did the seaweed... Where did the seaweed find a job?

In the "Kelp Wanted" section of the want-ads.

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Nothing. She is fine.

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He wanted sweet and sour pork!

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I'm not coming into work today

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Where did the seaweed... Where did the seaweed find a job?

In the "Kelp Wanted" section of the want-ads.

Why is the beach wet?

Cause the seaweed