Where did the seaweed... Where did the seaweed find a job?

In the "Kelp Wanted" section of the want-ads.

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How can u drop an egg onto a concrete floor without breaking it?

Any way you want, concrete floors tend to be very hard to crack.

Why did the mother cat put stamps on her kittens?

Because she wanted to mail a litter.

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What did it mean when they found bones on the moon?

The cow didn't make it.

How did you find your steak sir?

Customer: Oh I just moved the potatoes and there it was!

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Why are miners always narcissistic?

Because they MINE as a job.

How to get a job without experience?

Just run for office!

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What do you call it when you do papercrafts with seaweed?

Norigami.

Why was the sand wet?

Because the seaweed.