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Where did the seaweed... Where did the seaweed find a job?

In the "Kelp Wanted" section of the want-ads.

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Why'd the crazy guy jump out of the hot air balloon's basket?

He wanted to escape from the ballooney bin.

What do you want on your tombstone?

Pepperoni and cheese.

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How did the blind priest find the choir boys?

Satisfying.

How did the Muslim find the goat in the field?

Very Satisfying.

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Why was the powerlifter fired from his job at the restaurant?

He was awesome at cleaning the bar, but he wouldn't stop jerking it.

How can you tell if a Mobile software developer isn't enjoying his job?

He isn't very App-y

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Why do some fish always look high?

Because of all the seaweed.

Why are oceans called "The High Seas"?

Because of all the seaweed!