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Why was the sand wet?

Because the seaweed.

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Sand Jokes More Sand Jokes

Why don't drug addicts hang out at the beach?

They don't like getting sand in their crack.

Why don't women drink beer at the beach?

Because they'll get sand in their Schlitz.

Seaweed Jokes More Seaweed Jokes

Why are oceans called "The High Seas"?

Because of all the seaweed!

What did the seaweed say when it was in trouble?

Kelp me!