Why is the beach wet?

Cause the seaweed

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What do you call an international criminal waffle that you dropped at the beach?

Carmen Sandy Eggo

What do you call a fire on the beach?

Bernie Sanders

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Why didn't Vietnam return to feudalism following 1975?

Cause Charlie don't serf.

Why are Black people so tall?

Cause they're knee grows!!

Seaweed Jokes More Seaweed Jokes

Why did the crab jump out of the water?

Because the SeaWeed..

Why was the sand wet?

Because the seaweed.