Why was the sand wet?

Because the seaweed.

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Why is the sand at the beach Wet?

Because the sea weed.

What's the difference between a bucket of sand and a bucket of afterbirth?

You can't gargle with the sand.

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What does a mermaid stoner smoke?

Seaweed.

Why was the sand wet?

Because the seaweed.