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Why do bananas have to put on sunscreen before they go to the beach?

Because they might peel!

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Banana Jokes More Banana Jokes

What does a kangaroo and a banana have in common?

They both can't ride a bike.

Why did the banana go out with the prune?

Because he couldn't find a date.

Beach Jokes More Beach Jokes

What do you get when you drop your frozen waffle at the beach?

A San Diego

Why don't women like drinking beer at the beach?

Because they'll get sand in their schlitz.

Peel Jokes More Peel Jokes

Why don't blondes like M&ampMs?

They're so damned hard to peel.

What do you call the small amount of time between when you slip on a peel and when you hit the pavement?

A bananosecond

Sunscreen Jokes More Sunscreen Jokes

Why don't you buy sunscreen from Steve Irwin?

Because it doesn't protect you from harmful rays

What is another name for sunscreen?

SOLution