Why do bananas wear suntan lotion?

Because they peel.

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How do you catch King Kong?

Hang upside down and make a noise like a banana.

Why did the banana go to the doctor?

He wasn't peeling very well. Credit to my four year old niece.

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Why do Native Americans wear jock straps?

TOTEM POLE

Who has two thumbs and wears a mask?

Disguise!

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Why couldn't the banana get a date?

It didn't have a peel.

Why didn't you go to school today?

Little Banana: Because I didn't peel well.