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Why do bananas have to put on sunscreen before they go to the beach?

Because they might peel!

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Banana Jokes More Banana Jokes

Whats the difference between dynamite and a banana?

Banana is yellow,dynamite is red

What does a kangaroo and a banana have in common?

They both can't ride a bike.

Beach Jokes More Beach Jokes

How did San Diego get its name?

Someone dropped their waffle on the beach.

What do you call a beach with crooked waves?

OC A Scoli-ocean! (Came up with that recently, hope it tickles your funny bone)

Peel Jokes More Peel Jokes

Why do bananas wear suntan lotion?

Because they peel.

What do you do when you're sunburned?

Make like a banana and peel.

Sunscreen Jokes More Sunscreen Jokes

What do you call sunscreen in Ireland?

Pubs

What happened when Steve Irwin forgot to put on sunscreen?

He got hurt from harmful rays