Why did the banana put on sun-tan lotion?

To keep from peeling.

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What's yellow and flashes?

A banana with a loose connection.

Why did the banana go to the doctor?

He wasn't peeling very well. Credit to my four year old niece.

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What is the difference between a banana and a bell?

You can only peel (peal) the banana once.

Why didn't you go to school today?

Little Banana: Because I didn't peel well.