Why do bananas have to put on sunscreen before they go to the beach?

Because they might peel!

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Who is a Minion's favorite politician?

First ever president of Zimbabwe, President Banana

What is Ba + Na2?

Pupil: Banana.

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Why did the chicken cross the beach?

To get to the other tide

Why did the shell not go to the beach?

Because he was self-CONCH-ious.

Peel Jokes More Peel Jokes

Why couldn't the banana get a date?

It didn't have a peel.

Why are oranges like bells?

You can peel (peal) both of them.

Sunscreen Jokes More Sunscreen Jokes

What is another name for sunscreen?

SOLution

Why do bananas have to put on sunscreen before they go to the beach?

Because they might peel!