Why didn't you go to school today?

Little Banana: Because I didn't peel well.

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Where's Wally?

Book today but couldn't find one anywhere. Well played, Wally. Well played.

Whats the complement to a 40 degree angle?

My you're looking "acute" today.

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Why did the algae end up at school?

She wanted to buy an algae bra.

Where do galaxies go to college?

University! Happy 1st day back to school to many of you

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Why do bananas have to put on sunscreen before they go to the beach?

Because they might peel!

Why don't blondes like M&ampMs?

They're so damned hard to peel.