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Why didn't you go to school today?

Little Banana: Because I didn't peel well.

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What would you like today?

Me: Make me look attractive. Barber: CAROL! CANCEL ALL MY APPOINTMENTS!

What are you doing today?

2: 'Well, I think I can really push my limits' 1: 'Oh right, are you sure ' 2: 'I'm definite'.

School Jokes More School Jokes

Why was the broom late for school?

It over-swept

What did you learn in school today?

Not enough I have to go back tomorrow!

Peel Jokes More Peel Jokes

Why don't men want to go down on a woman first thing in the morning?

Have you ever tried to peel apart a grilled cheese?

Why couldn't the banana get a date?

It didn't have a peel.