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Why didn't you go to school today?

Little Banana: Because I didn't peel well.

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Why is there so much segregation today?

All Fridays Matter

What do children think of the world?

I don't know, this is the first time I've logged onto Reddit, today.

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What is the most common phrase used in school?

Pupil: I don't know Teacher: Correct!

Why was the math teacher late for school?

He took the rhombus

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What do you call the small amount of time between when you slip on a peel and when you hit the pavement?

A bananosecond

Why did the banana put on sun-tan lotion?

To keep from peeling.