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Where's Wally?

Book today but couldn't find one anywhere. Well played, Wally. Well played.

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What did the rapper say when he couldn't find his pants?

Where my knickers at

Where can you find Scandinavia?

Right next to Printdinavia and Copydinavia.

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Why couldn't Handel play his harpsichord?

Because it was baroquen.

Why does Marx's toilet play a sonata when flushed?

Because of the violins inherent in the cistern.

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What do you call the family members of the Force?

Force-kin My friend made this up today while talking about Star Wars.

How many beers is that for you today, dear?

Me: Like 4 maybe. 5 tops. Wife: I counted 19. Me: Well I rounded down.

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What happened to the Polish National Library?

Someone stole the book.

What kind of books do fruit read?

Pulp Fiction

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Why does Wally (Waldo) always wear stripes?

Because he doesn't want to be spotted!

Where's Wally?

Book today but couldn't find one anywhere. Well played, Wally. Well played.