Where's Wally?

Book today but couldn't find one anywhere. Well played, Wally. Well played.

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Why do Chinese tourists get disappointed when they visit America?

Because when they buy souvenirs they find out they were made in China.

Why can't Thor play the piano or hide n seek with his brother?

He can never find the Loki.

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Why did Ayn Rand lose the pool tournament?

She wouldn't play on a regulation size table

Why did the cow slap the bull?

He didn't play well with udders.

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What did the dog say after a hard day at work?

Today sure was ruff" Read that today on my university's art wall and made me smile a bit, thought i'd share it

What can I get you today?

Harambe: May I get a martini Me: Just ice for Harambe. Harambe: Just ice Me: Justice for Harambe.

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What do you get when you cross a ghost and a the letter K?

A book.

What did Douglas Adams say after he finished writing the first chapter of The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy?

Ah, I've finally put a dent in that book.

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Where's Wally?

Book today but couldn't find one anywhere. Well played, Wally. Well played.

Why does Wally (Waldo) always wear stripes?

Because he doesn't want to be spotted!