Where's Wally?

Book today but couldn't find one anywhere. Well played, Wally. Well played.

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What can you find in a man's pants that is about six inches long has a head on it and that women love so much that they often blow it?

A $20 bill

How do you find a British person in a crowd?

1. Shout 0800 00 2. Wait for them to shout 1066.

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Why does Helen Keller play the piano with only one hand?

Because she uses the other one to sing.

What do you call 10 black guys playing basketball ball?

Three on three.

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What would you like today?

Me: Make me look attractive. Barber: CAROL! CANCEL ALL MY APPOINTMENTS!

Where are you and Mom going tonight?

Me: To meet with your teacher. 7: Oh, you don't need to. I already saw her today.

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What do you call it when a book spies on people?

A peeping tome.

What did Sean Connery say when a book from his cupboard fell on him?

I can only blame my shelf. Shout out to /r/shubreddit

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Why does Wally (Waldo) always wear stripes?

Because he doesn't want to be spotted!

Where's Wally?

Book today but couldn't find one anywhere. Well played, Wally. Well played.