Where's Wally?

Book today but couldn't find one anywhere. Well played, Wally. Well played.

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What time zone are you in when you find a sheep stuck in a fence?

Mountin' time

Where would you find Percy Miller's toothbrush?

In his Master P room.

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How do you get a Criminal to stop running?

Play the national anthem

How do you play Taliban bingo?

B-52...F-16...B-1..

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What did the dog say after a hard day at work?

Today sure was ruff" Read that today on my university's art wall and made me smile a bit, thought i'd share it

What is the recipe for honeymoon salad?

Lettuce alone, without dressing. I remembered this today from a joke book I had when I was a kid. Wasn't sure if it should be here or /r/dadjokes

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Why are libraries so strict?

Because they have to go by the book.

How does a lawyer sleep?

First he lies on one side, then he lies on the other. Credit: Nicholas Sparks from his book 'See Me' which I am reading now.

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Where's Wally?

Book today but couldn't find one anywhere. Well played, Wally. Well played.

Why does Wally (Waldo) always wear stripes?

Because he doesn't want to be spotted!