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How do you know if a blonde has been using your computer?

When there's white-out all over the screen

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How many girls does it take to change a light bulb?

I don't know, you tell me.

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Don't worry, they'll tell you.

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What cheese do you use to hide a horse?

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What do you call it when your computer gets infected with a keylogger, a rootkit and half a dozen backdoors?

A free upgrade

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How recognize a blonde's computer?

There is correction fluid on screen.

How do you know if a blonde has been using your computer?

When there's white-out all over the screen