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How do you know if a blonde has been using your computer?

When there's white-out all over the screen

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What's something that the inventor doesn't want, the buyer doesn't use, and the user doesn't know about it?

A casket

Why did the young Mexican solve the problem so easily?

It was a no buena My girlfriend is Mexican so I love Mexican jokes. Let me know if you have one!

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Why does the NSA hate winter?

Because they're not used to getting Snowden.

Why does flint never get any likes on their Instagram pictures?

Cause they don't use a filter.

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What kind of operating system do horses use?

None. Horses are not known to use operating systems nor computers for that matter.

Whats the difference between and old computer and a woman?

A computer accepts a 3.5 inch floppy

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Why hasn't a phone that charges itself just by scrolling the screen ever been invented?

What are our scientists doing

How do you know its noon on an Apple Watch?

The screen stays black when you check the time.