How do you know if a blonde has been using your computer?

When there's white-out all over the screen

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Why bother drinking water?

You're just gonna pee it out. This is what Big Water doesn't want you to know.

How do you know if a complete stranger is vegan?

They already told you.

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Why can't a vegetable win an argument?

Cuz he always uses a straw, man!

How do ghosts navigate the ocean?

They use boo-eys.

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What kind of operating system do horses use?

None. Horses are not known to use operating systems nor computers for that matter.

What's the difference between a politician and a computer?

Logic

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How do you make someone stare at a screen for 30 seconds?

Please wait...

What is the difference between a Windows Phone and a brick?

One is a brick and the other is a brick with a screen