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Why are ghosts always just moaning?

Did your manners die too Use your words!

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What do Russians use to censor websites?

The Inter-nyet.

What cell phone service do Stormtroopers use?

AT & AT.

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Why does Snape teach options and not herbology?

His lily died

What happens when a lawyer dies??

Who cares!

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Why do we need to be learned English?

Hmm.. Couldn't have worded that better myself, Luke

What do you call a Psychic Compromise?

A Happy Medium. Sorry, a played around with the wording of this a lot and couldn't find anything better. Please suggest a better phrasing.

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How did the ghost patch his sheet?

With a pumpkin patch.

Why do ghosts get invited to parties?

Because they always bring boos.

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What's the difference between a moan and a scream?

About 3 inches

Why are ghosts always just moaning?

Did your manners die too Use your words!

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Why are ghosts always just moaning?

Did your manners die too Use your words!

How many members of a certain demographic group does it take to perform a specified task?

A finite number: one to perform the task and the remainder to act in a manner stereotypical of the group in question.