Why are ghosts always just moaning?

Did your manners die too Use your words!

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Why does Bernie Sanders use Snapchat?

Damn E-mails!

Why does a barber never shave a man with a wooden leg?

Because he always uses a razor.

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Why did the skydiver die before reaching the ground?

Because he reached terminal velocity.

Why can't you trust girls?

Because you can't trust something that bleeds for days and doesn't die.

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You have Vladmir Putin a word for you.

Why is the word "smiles" the longest word in English?

Because there is a mile separating the two s'es.

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What did Ghost A say to Ghost B?

Nothing because ghosts don't exist. Edit:Holy crap I just realized I didn't post this on /r/antijokes.

Why can't ghosts make babies?

They have hollow weenies!.... And I'll just see myself out.

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Why was Barbie kicked out of the toy box?

Because she kept sitting on pinocchio's face moaning, "lie to me!"

What's the difference between a moan and a scream?

About 3 inches

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Why are ghosts always just moaning?

Did your manners die too Use your words!

How many members of an ethnicity does it take to perform a specified task?

A finite number! One member to perform the task, and the rest to behave in a manner stereotypical to the ethnicity in question.