Why is England the wettest country?

Monarchies have reigned there for centuries.

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What did the time traveler say at the birthday party?

I'd tell you happy birthday, but to me, you've been dead for centuries

Why is England the wettest country?

Monarchies have reigned there for centuries.

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What's the difference between England and an egg cup?

An egg can stay in the cup longer

How do you get two whales in a car?

Start in England and drive West.

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Why can't Roman Reigns light a campfire?

Because he doesn't carry any matches!

What do a coffee pot, Irene, and the reigning Stanley Cup champions have in common?

They're a-Brew'in!