Why is England the wettest country?

Monarchies have reigned there for centuries.

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Why is England the wettest country?

Monarchies have reigned there for centuries.

What did the time traveler say at the birthday party?

I'd tell you happy birthday, but to me, you've been dead for centuries

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Why does England always get attacked in the summer?

Because the Knights are shorter then.

What do they call the 13th floor in England?

The 12th floor.

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Why is England the wettest country?

Monarchies have reigned there for centuries.

Why can't Roman Reigns light a campfire?

Because he doesn't carry any matches!