Why is England the wettest country?

Monarchies have reigned there for centuries.

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What did the time traveler say at the birthday party?

I'd tell you happy birthday, but to me, you've been dead for centuries

Why is England the wettest country?

Monarchies have reigned there for centuries.

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Why did the Siamese twins move to England?

So the one on the right could drive for a change.

What book does the Queen of England read to get herself into a raunchy mood?

50 Shades of Earl Grey

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When did Caesar reign?

I didn't know he reigned. Of course he did didn't they hail him

What is a nation inhabitated and reigned by stoners called?

A hallucination.