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Why is England the wettest country?

Monarchies have reigned there for centuries.

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What did the time traveler say at the birthday party?

I'd tell you happy birthday, but to me, you've been dead for centuries

Why is England the wettest country?

Monarchies have reigned there for centuries.

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What do you call the prince of england's donger?

The buckingham phallus.

Where's England, Jon?

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What is a nation inhabitated and reigned by stoners called?

A hallucination.

Why is England the wettest country?

Monarchies have reigned there for centuries.