I'd tell you happy birthday, but to me, you've been dead for centuries
Monarchies have reigned there for centuries.
A pizza can feed a family of 4.
Neighbor
WITH JUST ICE!
BOOOOZE!
Because of all the "knights"
Because there were 'nights.
Because Marx said "You have nothing to lose but your chains."
They pay their debts on time.
Because of the sand, which is everywhere.
Starving.
Because they're not garbage collectors.