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Century Jokes

What did the time traveler say at the birthday party?

I'd tell you happy birthday, but to me, you've been dead for centuries

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Why is England the wettest country?

Monarchies have reigned there for centuries.

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Neckbeard Jokes More Neckbeard Jokes

What happens when a neckbeard takes drugs?

They start tipping balls.

What does the neckbeard say when asked what he did last weekend?

M'laundry.

Reign Jokes More Reign Jokes

What is a nation inhabitated and reigned by stoners called?

A hallucination.

When did Caesar reign?

I didn't know he reigned. Of course he did didn't they hail him

Happy Birthday Jokes More Happy Birthday Jokes

What do cows sing at their friends birthday parties?

Happy Birthday to MOO Happy Birthday to Moo

What do you call a circle of $100 bills?

Aretha Franklins! (Happy birthday to the Queen of Soul!)

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

What kind of stories does Eli Whitney tell on Easter?

Cottontales

How do you know you are sitting next to a ski instructor?

They'll tell you.

Knight Time Jokes More Knight Time Jokes

Why were the Medieval centuries known as the Dark Ages?

It was the knight time

When are jousting tournaments most commonly held?

Knight time

Medieval Jokes More Medieval Jokes

Why were people in the Medieval times so self absorbed?

Because they thought that they were the center of the universe.

Why were the Medieval centuries known as the Dark Ages?

It was the knight time

Pirate Jokes More Pirate Jokes

Why does it take pirates so long to learn the alphabet?

They're stuck at C for years

What did the pirate get on his report card?

Seven C's

Tramp Stamp Jokes More Tramp Stamp Jokes

What was a tramp stamp in the 19th century?

A slattern pattern

How awesome were the 50s?

None of the girls had tramp stamps & you could smoke in hospitals.