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Century Jokes

What did the time traveler say at the birthday party?

I'd tell you happy birthday, but to me, you've been dead for centuries

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Why is England the wettest country?

Monarchies have reigned there for centuries.

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Chain Jokes More Chain Jokes

What do you call a thousand lawyers, chained to the bottom of the ocean?

A start.

What do you call 10'000 lawyers chained together at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start!

Birthday Party Jokes More Birthday Party Jokes

How can you tell if an elephant's been to your birthday party?

Look for his footprints in the ice cream.

What Super Models should you invite to your birthday party?

Cake Moss and Naomi Candles

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

How do you tell jokes?

Repost

Why does James Bond keep telling people his real name?

Worst. Spy. Ever.

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

Why do people point at their wrist when asking for the time?

Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?

What do you call a super kind man who spends too much time on the beach?

A tangent

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why did the nose run?

It did snot want to be late

What do the NBA and the presidential election have in common?

There's only two candidates, and nobody wants either of them to win!

Starve Jokes More Starve Jokes

Why is it impossible to starve in a desert?

Because of the sand, which is everywhere.

What do you call a starving robot from space?

A C3POpian

Pirate Jokes More Pirate Jokes

How much do pirates charge for piercings?

A buck an ear.

What did the pirate say with a steering wheel down his pants?

YARRR, IT'S DRIVIN' ME NUTS!!!

21st Century Jokes More 21st Century Jokes

What's the difference between a 19th century slave and a 21st century unpaid intern?

No, seriously, I want to know.

What do pirates of the 21st century wear?

An iPadth.