Century Jokes

What did the time traveler say at the birthday party?

I'd tell you happy birthday, but to me, you've been dead for centuries

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Why is England the wettest country?

Monarchies have reigned there for centuries.

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21st Century Jokes More 21st Century Jokes

What do pirates of the 21st century wear?

An iPadth.

What's the difference between a 19th century slave and a 21st century unpaid intern?

No, seriously, I want to know.

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What do you call someone who doesn't know how to party?

Illiterate (il-lit-erate)

How do you know Putin's doing well this election?

He's taking over the Poles.

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

What's angry most of the time and wants you to stick something hard in it?

An outlet

Why did the suicidal man cross the road?

Because he wanted to play chicken.

Neckbeard Jokes More Neckbeard Jokes

Whats a Neckbeard's favorite city in Spain?

M'drid

What does the neckbeard say when asked what he did last weekend?

M'laundry.

Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

Why don't women like drinking beer at the beach?

Because they'll get sand in their schlitz.

Why cant Schizophrenics be alcoholics?

Because they never drink alone.

Starve Jokes More Starve Jokes

What do you call a starving artist from 17th Century England?

Baroque

How can you help a starving cannibal?

Give them a hand!

Enslave Jokes More Enslave Jokes

Why did the aliens choose to not invade and enslave the human race?

Because they're not garbage collectors.

How woke?

Me: We're putting Harriet Tubman on something that enslaves us all today.

Lgbt Jokes More Lgbt Jokes

What does an LGBT orthodontist make most of his money off of?

Bruces

What is the syndrome that endangers the dental well-being of over-anxious or stressed-out LGBT's?

Brucism