Lgbt Jokes

Which fruit can't get married?

A can't elope. Or better yet None of them because of the lgbt movement.

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Who leaves money under the pillows of children with LGBT parents?

Surely you will have guessed - the brooth fairy.

What does an LGBT rabbi call a blessing?

A brucea

What does an LGBT orthodontist make most of his money off of?

Bruces

What will they now use on photos for LGBT magazines?

An airbroosh

Which 20th century President's wife looked like she could have been LGBT?

Eleanor Brucevelt.

What is the syndrome that endangers the dental well-being of over-anxious or stressed-out LGBT's?

Brucism

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Why did Luke Skywalker and Princess Leia never get together?

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Pillow Jokes More Pillow Jokes

What's worse than finding a horse's head on your pillow?

Realising the horse is alive and well and how much did I drink last night!

How did the dinosaur feel after he ate a pillow?

Down in the mouth!

Syndrome Jokes More Syndrome Jokes

What do you call a pot head with down syndrome?

A bongoloid.

Why do you never see a black person with Down Syndrome?

God doesn't punish anyone twice.

Use Jokes More Use Jokes

What's the last thing you want to hear while using a urinal?

Nice watch

Which area of Zelda: Ocarina of time uses the most resources?

The long long farm.

Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

Why doesn't Gabe Newell have kids?

He can't get to 3rd base

How to raise a kid?

I injected my kid with yeast and put him in the oven for 30 minutes but he didn't rise. Any suggestions

Marry Jokes More Marry Jokes

Why couldn't the melons secretly get married?

Because they were cant elopes

How do you tell if an Arkansas girl is old enough to marry?

Make her stand in a barrel. If her chin is over the top she's old enough. If it isn't cut the barrel down a bit.

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a fraternity and a gang?

Gangs don't have to pay for friends.

What is the difference between a woman and a washing machine?

You don't have to hug a washing machine half an hour after it finishes

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Who's there! Bruce! Bruce who?

I Bruce easily don't hit me!

What's the difference between bruce banner and bruce jenner?

One turned into a terrifying monster, the other is an avenger.