Lgbt Jokes

Who leaves money under the pillows of children with LGBT parents?

Surely you will have guessed - the brooth fairy.

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What does an LGBT orthodontist make most of his money off of?

Bruces

Which 20th century President's wife looked like she could have been LGBT?

Eleanor Brucevelt.

What is the syndrome that endangers the dental well-being of over-anxious or stressed-out LGBT's?

Brucism

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What is a better name for cows?

Lawn mooers! My 12 year old sister made this up... She out dad joked me..and I'm a dad!

Stress Jokes More Stress Jokes

What did one earthquake say to the other earthquake?

I've been really stressed out lately, I know it's not your fault, but please stop cracking jokes about me

What did the stressed-out casino worker say to their boss?

I literally cannot deal.

Money Jokes More Money Jokes

What do you get when you cross a rabbit with a millionaire?

A bunny with money.

Why do they attach chains to their pens?

If I am trusting you with my money, you should trust me with your pens.

Look Jokes More Look Jokes

How do you start a joke about Vladimir Putin?

By looking over your shoulder.

How can you tell when you are talking to an extroverted engineer?

They look at your feet instead of theirs.

Child Jokes More Child Jokes

What is another word for children who haven't learned how to do math?

Yesallwomen

Why didn't the ghost have any children?

Because he had a Halloweenie!

Bruce Jokes More Bruce Jokes

What does an LGBT orthodontist make most of his money off of?

Bruces

When Bruce decides to do stand-up, what will his stage-name be?

Penny Bruce

Project Jokes More Project Jokes

What's an Alzheimer patient's favorite horror movie?

The Blair...Which project Made my roomie laugh at least

What did the LGBT art teacher tell the kids to use when their projects needed glue?

Wait for it... wait for it...) brucilage!!!!!!!!

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

How do you tell an introvert and an extrovert mathematician apart?

When talking to you, the extrovert mathematician looks at *your* shoes.

How can you tell two people are married?

Both are yelling at the same kid.