Surely you will have guessed - the brooth fairy.
Bruces
Eleanor Brucevelt.
Brucism
A cantaloupe. The spelling is completely different...
Because they can't elope!
When you left-swipe, all of your matches go up in flames.
For Harambe.
Photos-in-the-seas!
Because he was framed!
Congratulations, you have a healthy new baby!
You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna.
You can tuna piano but you can't piano tuna!
68, because when she turns 69 she blows a rod.
They both blow and make different noises when you finger them.
The 40-year-old woman thinks often of having children and the man thinks often about dating them.
She thought children should be seen and not herded!
A disposable camera doesn't have to reload 3 times to take 30 shots.
My shower gets turned on by me.
