Lgbt Jokes

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Pillow Jokes More Pillow Jokes

How did the dinosaur feel after he ate a pillow?

Down in the mouth!

Why was the man so down in the mouth?

Because he ate his pillow.

Stress Jokes More Stress Jokes

What do corals get stressed about?

Current events.

Why don't violists get stressed?

Because they have nothing to fret about!

Wait Jokes More Wait Jokes

How do you find a British person in a crowd?

1. Shout 0800 00 2. Wait for them to shout 1066.

What letter has to wait in line the longest?

Q

Marry Jokes More Marry Jokes

What do married people do for fun?

Get divorced.

Why didn't Count Dracula get married?

He wanted to remain a bat-chelor.

Use Jokes More Use Jokes

What's pretty and expensive but has no use?

Leonardo DiCaprio's Oscar shelf.

How do truckers contact each other in Wisconsin?

They use a Milwaukee-Talkie

Project Jokes More Project Jokes

What did the counselor say to the hologram?

You're projecting." (From Star Trek Voyager)

What type of wood is the most expensive?

Hollywood! (Made this up while i was doing a project.)

Well Jokes More Well Jokes

What is a better name for cows?

Lawn mooers! My 12 year old sister made this up... She out dad joked me..and I'm a dad!

Money Jokes More Money Jokes

Why are there so many piggy banks?

Pigs don't like to hide their money in the mattress.

What's the difference between Politicians and Thieves?

Thief: They steal your money then run Politician: They run and then steal your money