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What is the difference between a corrupt cop and a disposable camera?

A disposable camera doesn't have to reload 3 times to take 30 shots.

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What's the difference between zombies?

Q: What's the difference between zombies? A: Zombies make honey, and zombies don't.

What's the difference between toilet paper and the shower curtain?

So you're the one.... (only if you answered "i don't know")

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Why do heroine addicts rarely have meetings late in the afternoon?

Because it's dangerous to shoot for 3 or even 4.

Why does a milking stool have only 3 legs?

Because the cow has the utter.

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How did Henry V reload his rifle?

Once more into the breech, dear friends

What is the difference between a corrupt cop and a disposable camera?

A disposable camera doesn't have to reload 3 times to take 30 shots.

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What do you call someone with no legs?

30 a week poorer.

What's the worst part about 30 lawyers in a bus going over a cliff?

The bus could fit 30 more lawyers.