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Why did the man keep reloading the picture of the candy cane at the potluck?

He was in charge of refresh mints.

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Why not man?

I really am a FunGi.

What do men and beer bottles have in common?

They are both empty from the neck up.

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What did the defendant say when he saw his picture hung up in the courtroom?

I've been framed.

Why did the picture plead innocent at the trial?

It was framed.

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Why can't an egg ever be in charge?

Because they crack under pressure.

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Yes!" puts half the cash I had to charge for the bag

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Why did the man keep reloading the picture of the candy cane at the potluck?

He was in charge of refresh mints.

What do you call it when you spin a candy cane?

A tournament

Reload Jokes More Reload Jokes

How did Henry V reload his rifle?

Once more into the breech, dear friends

What is the difference between a corrupt cop and a disposable camera?

A disposable camera doesn't have to reload 3 times to take 30 shots.

Potluck Jokes More Potluck Jokes

Why did the man keep reloading the picture of the candy cane at the potluck?

He was in charge of refresh mints.

What do you call the Irish guy who always brings flan to the potluck?

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