What kind of pictures do turtles take?

Shellfies!

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Where do I see myself in ten years?

I don't know. Let me think. *pictures self riding jet ski made of bones through space*

What do you call it when an oyster takes a picture of itself?

A shell-fie

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What kind of amphibian is in charge of the salad bar?

A salad-manager

What kind of tie is best to wear in a fight?

Muay Thai

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Why are turtles dangerous in China?

Because they can turtle you.

What do you call a turtle that sends pictures to everyone?

A Snapping Turtle

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What kind of photos do turtles take?

Shellfies

What is the latest fad among teenage mermaids in the city of Atlantis?

Taking shellfies with their shellphones.