What kind of pictures do turtles take?

Shellfies!

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What technique does a prisoner use when coloring a picture?

Cell shading.

What do you call a picture of an electric piano?

Photosynthesis!

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What kind of name is Joaquin?

It's not Russian

What kind of flour is independent?

Self-Raising flour.. I'll get my coat.

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What did the snail say when he hitched a ride on the turtle?

A. Wheeeee!!!!!

Why did the turtle cross the road?

To get to the shell station.

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What kind of photos do turtles take?

Shellfies

What is the latest fad among teenage mermaids in the city of Atlantis?

Taking shellfies with their shellphones.