What kind of pictures do turtles take?

Shellfies!

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Why did the picture go to jail?

Because it was framed

Why did the man keep reloading the picture of the candy cane at the potluck?

He was in charge of refresh mints.

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What kind of bug bites only at your feet?

Mosqui-toes

Why kind of motorcycles do cows ride?

Mooooootorcycles!

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Why is turtle wax so expensive?

Because turtles have such small ears

Where can you find a turtle that has no legs?

Exactly where you left it.

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What kind of pictures do turtles take?

Shellfies!

What kind of pictures do hermit crabs take?

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