What kind of pictures do turtles take?

Shellfies!

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How many sorority girls does it take to change a light bulb?

Six. One to change it, one to take pictures and four to make t-shirts for the event.

Why do tourists always take pictures in Paris?

Because the tower is an Eiffel.

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What kind of cuisine did the rude Jamaican serve?

Caribbean Jerk. Ayyyyy!

What kind of monster is safe to put in the washing machine?

A wash and wear wolf

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What do turtles do for fun?

Play hide and shell.

What did the turtle do when he ran out of gas?

He went to the Shell station.

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What kind of pictures do turtles take?

Shellfies!

What kind of pictures do hermit crabs take?

Shellfies