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What kind of pictures do turtles take?

Shellfies!

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What kind of pictures do turtles take?

Shellfies!

Why can't you email a picture to a jedi?

Because attachments are forbidden.

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What kind of music do planets listen to?

Nep-tunes.

What kind of line gets thicker and thinner at the same time?

A line of marathon runners

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What do you call a turtle with an erection?

A slow poke!

Why did the turtle cross the road?

To get to the shell station.

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What is the latest fad among teenage mermaids in the city of Atlantis?

Taking shellfies with their shellphones.

What kind of pictures do hermit crabs take?

Shellfies