What kind of flour is independent?

Self-Raising flour.. I'll get my coat.

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Why did the orange fall out with the orange-peeler?

Because he was taking the pith. /gets coat. bai.

What do you call a shop that sells aquatic vessels?

A boat-ique....I'll get my coat.

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What kind of CB Radio do seagulls use?

Squawky-talkies!

What kinds of stories do dolphins tell around the campfire?

They're just ghost stories for all in tents and porpoises.

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Why did Kanye blow up the bakery?

Because no one man should have all that flour.

What did the hands say to the flour?

I knead you!