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What kind of flour is independent?

Self-Raising flour.. I'll get my coat.

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What does getting pregnant and locking your car keys in your car have in common?

They can both be fixed with a coat hanger.

What do locking the keys in your car and getting your girlfriend pregnant have in common?

Both can be solved with a coat hanger

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What kind of dog can jump higher than a building?

Any kind, buildings can't jump.

What kind of dog do IT people prefer?

A Dobie

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Why did Kanye blow up the bakery?

Because no one man should have all that flour.

What kind of flour is independent?

Self-Raising flour.. I'll get my coat.