What kind of flour is independent?

Self-Raising flour.. I'll get my coat.

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What does a painter do when he gets cold?

Puts on another coat.

Where do frogs leave their hats and coats?

In the croakroom!

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What kind of bird always sticks together?

A velcrow Courtesy of Jokels.com:

What kind of bird lays electric eggs?

A battery hen!

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What do you call a poem about flour that does not rhyme?

Gluten freeverse

Why did Kanye West blow up the bakery?

Because no one man should have all that flour.