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What does a painter do when he gets cold?

Puts on another coat.

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How do painters stay warm?

They add another coat.

What did the painter say to the paint can?

A lot of good you are. (the joke is that the paint can is empty)

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How does a coat steal something?

They jacket

What does an octopus wear on a cold day?

A coat of arms!

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What do you call a naked golfer?

Off-putting.

What does a painter do when he gets cold?

Puts on another coat.