What does a painter do when he gets cold?

Puts on another coat.

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What do you get if you cross a Boxer and a Painter?

Mohammed Dali

What did the painter say to the paint can?

A lot of good you are. (the joke is that the paint can is empty)

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What does the Queen put on her toast?

Maamilade! Tada....... anyone? Anyone? I'll get my coat

What do locking the keys in your car and getting your girlfriend pregnant have in common?

Both can be solved with a coat hanger

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What does a painter do when he gets cold?

Puts on another coat.

What do you call a naked golfer?

Off-putting.