How do painters stay warm?

They add another coat.

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What did phenolphthalein do when he couldn't understand his Chemistry homework?

He just added Acetic Acid until it became clear.

What did the abacus say to the adding machine?

Calc you later!

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How do painters stay warm?

They add another coat.

What did the painter say to the paint can?

A lot of good you are. (the joke is that the paint can is empty)

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What did the thief say when he saw the man leave his coat behind?

Let's jack it.

What do locking the keys in your car and getting your girlfriend pregnant have in common?

Both can be solved with a coat hanger

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What do agnostic, insomniac dyslexics do at night?

Stay awake and wonder if there's a dog

What does a dyslexic, agnostic, insomniac spend most of his time doing?

Staying up all night wondering if there really is a dog.