How do painters stay warm?

They add another coat.

Previous Random Joke Next

Add Jokes More Add Jokes

When does a bed grow longer?

At night, because two feet are added to it.

Why is Irish bean soup made with 239 beans?

Because if you add even one more it gets "2 farty".

Painter Jokes More Painter Jokes

Why don't house painters wear wedding rings on the job?

Nobody wants to marry an underemployed alcoholic.

How do painters stay warm?

They add another coat.

Coat Jokes More Coat Jokes

What did the thief say when he saw the man leave his coat behind?

Let's jack it.

How do seals keep their coats so smooth?

They use a sea lion.

Stay Jokes More Stay Jokes

What's the difference between England and a cup of tea?

The teabag stays in the cup longer.

What goes around the world yet stays in the corner?

Stamp