What does a painter do when he gets cold?

Puts on another coat.

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Why don't house painters wear wedding rings on the job?

Nobody wants to marry an underemployed alcoholic.

How do painters stay warm?

They add another coat.

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Why is a dog so warm in Summer?

He wears a coat and pants.

What do locking the keys in your car and getting your girlfriend pregnant have in common?

Both can be solved with a coat hanger

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What does a painter do when he gets cold?

Puts on another coat.

What do you call a naked golfer?

Off-putting.