How do painters stay warm?

They add another coat.

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How about Santa?

Ok but let's add something fierce so they are afraid to defy him

What would you call an additional day added to the week?

Sumday

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What did the painter say to her boyfriend?

I love you with all my art!

Why don't house painters wear wedding rings on the job?

Nobody wants to marry an underemployed alcoholic.

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What kind of coat does a vampire wear in the rain?

A wet one.

What does a painter do when he gets cold?

Puts on another coat.

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When I was kid, and we'd go sledding on a cold snowy day, Ya know how often I had to rub my hands together to stay warm?

Intermittenly.

What did King Midas say to the centaur?

Stay gold, Ponyboy.