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How do painters stay warm?

They add another coat.

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How do you make a salad wrap?

By adding some beets

Why is a dog with a lame leg like adding 6 and 7s?

He puts down the three and carries the one.

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Which painter always had a very bad cold?

Vincent Van Cough

What did the painter say to her boyfriend?

I love you with all my art!

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How do painters stay warm?

They add another coat.

What's the worst part about locking your keys in your car outside of a Planned Parenthood?

Going inside to ask for a coat hanger.

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What do you call a hacker who stays home when it snows outside?

Edward Snowed-in!

What goes all around the world but stays in one corner the entire time?

Stamps!