How do painters stay warm?

They add another coat.

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How do you stick things together like Fred Flinstone?

You add a dab of glue.

Why didn't Intel call the Pentium the 586?

Because they added 486 and 100 on the first Pentium and got 585.999983605.

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What does a painter do when he gets cold?

Puts on another coat.

Why don't house painters wear wedding rings on the job?

Nobody wants to marry an underemployed alcoholic.

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What should you do if your walls get cold?

Put on another coat.

What does the Queen put on her toast?

Maamilade! Tada....... anyone? Anyone? I'll get my coat

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How do jockeys stay on their horses?

Jockey straps.

How can we keep our school Clean?

Student: By Staying at home.