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How do painters stay warm?

They add another coat.

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Why sugars are very unhappy these days?

It is sweet but still is not getting added do any thing!

Why is a dog with a lame leg like adding 6 and 7s?

He puts down the three and carries the one.

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How does a painter support their art in this economy?

Easel-y

What does a painter do when he gets cold?

Puts on another coat.

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Why doesn't anyone get laid on Thanksgiving?

All the coats are on the bed!

What kind of flour is independent?

Self-Raising flour.. I'll get my coat.

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Where do werewolves stay when they're on vacation?

At the Howliday Inn!

What's the difference between a teabag and the English rugby team?

A teabag stays in the cup longer...