How do painters stay warm?

They add another coat.

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Why doesn't anyone ever add Paul Walker on Xbox?

He spends all of his time on the dashboard.

What did the man say who couldn't add the same number to itself?

I can't even...

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What do you get if you cross a Boxer and a Painter?

Mohammed Dali

How do painters stay warm?

They add another coat.

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What did the thief say when he saw the man leave his coat behind?

Let's jack it.

What do locking the keys in your car and getting your girlfriend pregnant have in common?

Both can be solved with a coat hanger

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How bacteria stay in contact while they're in jail?

They exchange cell numbers.

What do you get when you're agnostic, dyslexic, and an insomniac?

You stay up all night wondering if there's a dog.