How do painters stay warm?

They add another coat.

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What happened when Apple added the new touchbar?

They're taking away functions, and there's no escape.

What can you add to any food to make it taste better?

The word "free"

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What did the painter say after finishing a portrait of his brother Andrew?

I drew drew

What do you get if you cross a Boxer and a Painter?

Mohammed Dali

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What should you do if your walls get cold?

Put on another coat.

What does the Queen put on her toast?

Maamilade! Tada....... anyone? Anyone? I'll get my coat

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How do I stay in shape?

I stole an ostrich, it chases me around the house all day, i hate it

What do you get when you cross an agnostic, dyslexic, and an insomniac?

Some one who stays up all night wondering if there's a dog.