How do you stick things together like Fred Flinstone?

You add a dab of glue.

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Stick Jokes More Stick Jokes

What did the writer say when he glued himself to his book?

That's my story and I'm sticking to it.

What did you learn at summer camp?

KID: We built a generator out of sticks and mud MOM: A generator For what KID: To charge our iPods

Thing Jokes More Thing Jokes

What's the last thing that goes through a fly's mind when it hits a car windscreen?

Its arse.

What's the thing that is about 5-6 inches long, it goes into mouth and when you rub it back and forth it produces a white liquid?

A toothbrush.

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What happens when you accidently add an extra p to tp?

Banned from

How many kids with ADD does it take to change a lightbulb?

Let's go ride bikes!

Glue Jokes More Glue Jokes

What do a tuna, a piano, and a pot of glue have in common?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna!

What do you call an aminoacid glued to an Australian?

A glutamate.