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How do you stick things together like Fred Flinstone?

You add a dab of glue.

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How do you get stuck in an annoying conversation with a stranger?

Ask someone vaping if you can bum a cigarette.

How do you stick things together like Fred Flinstone?

You add a dab of glue.

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Why can't you use sarcasm with a kleptomaniac?

Because they take things literally.

What did pancake Chip say to his friend pancake Berry when Berry was sad?

Don't feel blue, Berry, things will get batter

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Why do Mexicans hate cooking pasta?

When they boil the water, they always have to add that *pinche* salt.

Why does d' perfect Irish stew require exactly two hundred n' terty nine beans?

Because if you added one more it'd be two farty.

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What did the LGBT art teacher tell the kids to use when their projects needed glue?

Wait for it... wait for it...) brucilage!!!!!!!!

How do you stick things together like Fred Flinstone?

You add a dab of glue.