How do you stick things together like Fred Flinstone?

You add a dab of glue.

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How do you stick things together like Fred Flinstone?

You add a dab of glue.

Why did the lollipop cross the road?

Cause it was stuck to the chicken. I heard that on the radio today. I LOLed.

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What kind of bees hum and drop things?

A fumble bee!

Where are things that are very average produced?

The satis-factory.

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What does Batman like adding to his drinks?

JUST-ICE

How do you make a latte?

Add $5 to a cup of coffee.

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What did the boy say when he had trouble using glue?

I'm stuck.

What's the difference between tuna, glue and a piano?

You can tuna piano but you can't piano tuna!