How do you stick things together like Fred Flinstone?

You add a dab of glue.

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What do you call it when you get stuck into a shotgun wedding with a Czech?

Checkmate!

How do you surprise a blind man?

Stick a plunger in the toilet

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What is the only thing on earth that goes "ha ha" on a Monday?

A bit late, but.... A blonde who heard a joke on Friday.

What is atheism?

A non-prophet religion Edit: Replace the word "religion" with "set of beliefs" if you're picky about that sort of thing

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What's the worst kind of joke?

Clickbait. Edit: Added a space which triggered someone.

What did 'b' say to his friend 'e' after 'e' saved his life?

AY E! I O U edit: added Y

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What's the difference......between a piano, a fish, and glue?

You can tune a piano but you can't tuna fish "What about the glue " I knew you'd get stuck on that.

What's the difference between a pot of glue, a tuna, and a guitar?

You can tuna guitar but you can't guitar a tuna!