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How do you stick things together like Fred Flinstone?

You add a dab of glue.

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Stick Jokes More Stick Jokes

What are your best corny jokes?

I want them all! "What's brown and sticky?" "A stick."

What do you call it when you feed a stick of dynamite to a steer?

Abominable! (say it out loud, slowly)

Thing Jokes More Thing Jokes

What's the only thing better than a gold medal at the Paralympics?

Legs

What was the last thing that went through Lady Diana's head, moments before the crash?

Car battery

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How do you make a salad wrap?

By adding some beets

How do you make soup golden?

You add 24 carrots.

Glue Jokes More Glue Jokes

What did the LGBT art teacher tell the kids to use when their projects needed glue?

Wait for it... wait for it...) brucilage!!!!!!!!

What's the difference between a pot of glue, a tuna, and a guitar?

You can tuna guitar but you can't guitar a tuna!