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What kind of bees hum and drop things?

A fumble bee!

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Thing Jokes More Thing Jokes

What is mitosis?

Those are the things on the ends of my feetsis. Thought of this during my last bio exam.

What is the first thing that vampires learn at school?

The alphabat.

Drop Jokes More Drop Jokes

What do potheads do when they see a fire?

Stop, drop, and roll

What do you call a waffle you drop in the desert?

San Diego San-dee-eygo sandee-eygo sandy-eggo i'll letmyselfout

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What kind of sounds does Jaimie Foxx make in the bedroom?

No sound at all, the D is silent

What kind of a pitch did Sandy Koufax of the old Burger-lyn Dodgers have?

A fastball - a sizzler.

Bee Jokes More Bee Jokes

How many bees are there in the world?

A buzzillion.

Where did Noah keep his bees?

In the ark hives

Fumble Bee Jokes More Fumble Bee Jokes

Which insect didn't play well in goal?

The fumble bee!

What kind of bees hum and drop things?

A fumble bee!