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What's 2 and 2?

Pupil: 4 Teacher: That's good. Pupil: Good that's perfect!

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What do you call a person who knows 3 languages?

Trilingual. What do you call a person who knows 2 languages Bilingual. What do you call a person who knows only one language American.

Why do you need patience at the gym?

Because there is a lot of weighting. *sorry. i woke up at 2 am with this in my head.

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What rock group has 4 members that don't sing?

Mount Rushmore

Why doesnt Nickelback play football?

Because even if they had 4 players they still couldnt throw a ball.

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Why was the teacher cross-eyed?

Because she couldn't control her pupils

Why do we put a hyphen in a bird-cage?

Pupil: For a parrot to perch on miss.