What's 2 and 2?

Pupil: 4 Teacher: That's good. Pupil: Good that's perfect!

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Why does AMD call having 2 or more cards Crossfire?

Because no matter what card you cross, and how many, you're bound to start a fire.

What would you do if the bomb explodes while fixing?

Sardar 2: Don't worry, I have one more.

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What's the difference between a black man and a picnic table?

A picnic table can support a family of 4.

What has 4 legs and 1 arm?

A pit bull.

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Why were you late?

Pupil: Sorry teacher I overslept. Teacher: It's three in the afternoon!

Why is the Mississippi such an unusual river?

Pupil: Because it has four eyes and can't see!