What's 2 and 2?

Pupil: 4 Teacher: That's good. Pupil: Good that's perfect!

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Why do most movie sequels stink?

Because movie makers are basically doing a number 2.

Why were there only 40,000 Mexicans at the Battle of the Alamo?

They only had 2 trucks

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What rock group has 4 dudes that don't sing?

Mount Rushmore

What do you call a rock group of 4 men who don't sing or play music?

Mount Rushmore. Or Nickelback. I'm so sorry.

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What are pupils at ghost schools called?

Ghoulboys and ghoulgirls.

Why are you reading the last pages of your history book first?

Pupil: I want to know how it ends!