What's 2 and 2?

Pupil: 4 Teacher: That's good. Pupil: Good that's perfect!

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Why does a chicken coup have 2 doors?

Because if it had 4 doors, it would be a chicken Sedan.

What do you call a Blonde in the dirt?

Her name was Cindy she had a husband and 2 children

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Why do robbers steal money?

Me: So they can buy stuff. 4: Why don't they just steal the stuff She's a criminal mastermind.

What do you find with 4 Catholics?

A fifth.

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What are you reading?

Pupil: I dunno! Teacher: But you're reading aloud! Pupil: But I'm not listening!

Why did the cyclops close his school?

Because he only had one pupil! The joke is that I have no friends