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What's 2 and 2?

Pupil: 4 Teacher: That's good. Pupil: Good that's perfect!

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How many mosquitoes does it take to screw in a light bulb?

2...and don't ask me how they got in there. (My 87 year old grandma just told me this one)

How many optometrists does it take to change a light bulb?

1 or 2? 1... or 2...

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What's the difference between an Arts student and a large pizza?

A large pizza can feed a family of 4

What do you call 4 lepers in a hot tub?

Soup

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Why is the Mississippi such an unusual river?

Pupil: Because it has four eyes and can't see!

What family does the octopus belong to?

Pupil: Nobody I know!