What's 2 and 2?

Pupil: 4 Teacher: That's good. Pupil: Good that's perfect!

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2 Jokes More 2 Jokes

Why do most chicken coups have 2 doors?

Because if they had 4 doors, it'd be considered a chicken sedan!

How many guitar players does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

2. One to screw it in and another to say, "I could do that".

4 Jokes More 4 Jokes

Why is gravity the weakest of the 4 fundamental forces?

Because it doesn't even lift.

What did the Japan team say after the first half of the Women's World Cup?

I, 4-1, know we won't win.

Pupil Jokes More Pupil Jokes

Why are you reading the last pages of your history book first?

Pupil: I want to know how it ends!

Why did the teacher have trouble controlling her pupils?

She was cross eyed.