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What's 2 and 2?

Pupil: 4 Teacher: That's good. Pupil: Good that's perfect!

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How many ants does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Only two, but you've got to wonder how they climbed up there!

Why do chicken coups only have 2 doors?

Because if they had 4 doors they would be chicken sedans.

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Why is the set including the square root of 5 and the square root of 4 similar to the set including anarchism and authoritarianism?

They are both unlike radicals.

How do you answer the door Mathematically?

Door: "What is 2+2 " Me: "4" Door: "Cool!"

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Why did the cyclops close his school?

Because he only had one pupil! The joke is that I have no friends

Why is the Mississippi such an unusual river?

Pupil: Because it has four eyes and can't see!