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Why was Phil Collins......never a good betting man?

Because he always went Against All Odds.

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What are the odds I could find the sum of numbers from 1-100?

I'd say it's fifty fifty

Why does C-3PO always tell Han the Odds?

Because he can't even.

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Why was Phil Collins......never a good betting man?

Because he always went Against All Odds.

What's the difference between Phil Collins and Germany?

We stopped Germany.

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Whats the best way to stop a runaway horse?

Bet on it.

What gets wetter the more you dry?

A woman on a tumble dryer! (Bet you thought I was gonna say 'a towel', didn't you, silly redditors)