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Why was Phil Collins......never a good betting man?

Because he always went Against All Odds.

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What were the odds that Matt Damon made it off Mars?

Astronomical

What are the odds I could find the sum of numbers from 1-100?

I'd say it's fifty fifty

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What's the difference between Phil Collins and Germany?

We stopped Germany.

Where does Phil Collins record all of his music?

The stu-stu-studio.

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Whats the best way to stop a runaway horse?

Bet on it.

What do you want to work on today?

Well we did neck day yesterday, and the day before. "So...neck day again" You bet