Phil Collins Jokes

What's the difference between Phil Collins and Germany?

We stopped Germany.

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Where does Phil Collins record all of his music?

The stu-stu-studio.

Why was Phil Collins......never a good betting man?

Because he always went Against All Odds.

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Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

What made the orange stop suddenly?

It just ran out of juice.

What did Journey say to the critic as he stormed out of their concert?

Don't stop! Be leaving!" Just a joke I thought up the other day.

Music Jokes More Music Jokes

What is Shia Labeouf's favourite genre of music?

Jazz Duets.

What kind of music do wind turbines listen to?

They're huge metal fans.

Odd Jokes More Odd Jokes

What are the odds I could find the sum of numbers from 1-100?

I'd say it's fifty fifty

Whats the odd one out?

The man on the moon? Santa Claus? Or an honest Lawyer? Yes you got it Santa. The other two are figments of the imagination.

Record Jokes More Record Jokes

What kind of animal can record video?

A cam-el. Get it, because a camera records things and a camel is a animal.

What's the longest time in which you haven't consumed alcohol?

My record is 21 years.

Germany Jokes More Germany Jokes

What country are you most likely to get a disease?

GERMany.

What country is ill?

Germany.

Bet Jokes More Bet Jokes

Why was Phil Collins......never a good betting man?

Because he always went Against All Odds.

Why was the lion alone and disheartened?

He lost his pride in a bet

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between a human and a potato?

Time

What's the difference between aged cheddar and regular cheddar?

The aged cheddar isn't as sharp as it once was.