Phil Collins Jokes

What's the difference between Phil Collins and Germany?

We stopped Germany.

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

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Where does Phil Collins record all of his music?

The stu-stu-studio.

Why was Phil Collins......never a good betting man?

Because he always went Against All Odds.

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Music Jokes More Music Jokes

What type of music do lightning bolts listen to?

Rock and Roll

Where does Phil Collins record all of his music?

The stu-stu-studio.

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

How do you get a black man to stop jumping on the bed?

Put velcro on the ceiling.

How can you tell that a baker's hands are on fire?

He can't seem to *stop droppin' rolls*.

Record Jokes More Record Jokes

Why didnt Spock make a record of their voyage?

Because it was deep space. (the joke is how the outer space was very deep)

What's all this?

Bracken: Well you told me to bring all my records with me and I did. Here's some by Willie Nelson Tammy Wynette and Garth Brooks...

Odd Jokes More Odd Jokes

Why can't two even numbers be together?

The odds are against them.

What are the odds of a chronic gambler ever calling the addiction-helpline?

No seriously, I've got $100 riding on this.

Bet Jokes More Bet Jokes

How did the drunk Irish man lose 30$?

He bet 10$ on the soccer game and 20$ on the replay.

How many women does it take to change a light bulb?

I don't know, but I bet we could pay them less than a group of men for the same amount of work.

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

Whats the Difference between a Third-Wave Feminist and a Pencil?

The pencil has a point

What's the difference between sarcasm and a serious statement?

What're you asking me for I have Asperger's.

Germany Jokes More Germany Jokes

How many goals did Germany score?

A brazillian

What s a Muslim s favorite cologne?

GERMANY!!!!