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Phil Collins Jokes

What's the difference between Phil Collins and Germany?

We stopped Germany.

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Where does Phil Collins record all of his music?

The stu-stu-studio.

Why was Phil Collins......never a good betting man?

Because he always went Against All Odds.

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Odd Jokes More Odd Jokes

Why was Phil Collins......never a good betting man?

Because he always went Against All Odds.

What are the odds I could find the sum of numbers from 1-100?

I'd say it's fifty fifty

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a Warlock and a Sorcerer?

Apart from the Spelling?

What's the difference between a hunter and a stalker?

The hunter has to wait until it's in season!

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

Why did sumo wrestlers start shaving their legs?

To stop getting confused as feminists

What happened to the minter who went crazy?

He stopped making cents.

Music Jokes More Music Jokes

What kind of phone makes music?

A saxophone.

What kind of music do wind turbines listen to?

They're huge metal fans.

Germany Jokes More Germany Jokes

Why are there no cats in Germany?

Because they have nein lives.

How many goals did Germany score?

A brazillian

Record Jokes More Record Jokes

What kind of animal can record video?

A cam-el. Get it, because a camera records things and a camel is a animal.

Who's Gotye?

While their kids were like, "What's a record

Bet Jokes More Bet Jokes

Why was the lion alone and disheartened?

He lost his pride in a bet

How hard do you think Joe Biden laughs when a Senate's bill gets 69 votes?

I bet he has to leave the room.