Phil Collins Jokes

What's the difference between Phil Collins and Germany?

We stopped Germany.

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Where does Phil Collins record all of his music?

The stu-stu-studio.

Why was Phil Collins......never a good betting man?

Because he always went Against All Odds.

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Why was Phil Collins......never a good betting man?

Because he always went Against All Odds.

Why was the lion alone and disheartened?

He lost his pride in a bet

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Why can't two even numbers be together?

The odds are against them.

What are the odds I could find the sum of numbers from 1-100?

I'd say it's fifty fifty

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Where does Phil Collins record all of his music?

The stu-stu-studio.

What is the oldest joke we have on record?

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How do you get a man to stop biting his nails?

Make him wear shoes.

Why did Chris Brown stop having long-term relationships?

He wanted 2 hit singles

Germany Jokes More Germany Jokes

What do they call pastors in Germany?

A. German Shepherds.

Who pays?

Germany.

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Why is all of the music made in North Korea just absolutely terrible?

They've got no Seoul.

What kind of music does a printer make?

A paper jam.

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a vegan, a crossfit instructor, and a psychological test subject?

The test subject is the only one you'd willingly ask to "tell us about yourself."

What's the difference between a cranky two-year-old and a duckling?

One is a whiny toddler, and the other is a tiny waddler!