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Phil Collins Jokes

What's the difference between Phil Collins and Germany?

We stopped Germany.

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Where does Phil Collins record all of his music?

The stu-stu-studio.

Why was Phil Collins......never a good betting man?

Because he always went Against All Odds.

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Bet Jokes More Bet Jokes

Why was the lion alone and disheartened?

He lost his pride in a bet

Why was Phil Collins......never a good betting man?

Because he always went Against All Odds.

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

How do you tell the difference between a Fabric Designer and a Science Professor?

Ask them to pronounce "LATEX"

What's the difference between a BJ and reddit gold?

Your mom never gave me reddit gold.

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

What Journey song to Chinese people sing at funerals?

Don't Stop Bereavin'

What did the pencil say to the sharpener?

Stop going in circles and get to the point.

Germany Jokes More Germany Jokes

Why did Germany win so many battles in WW I?

They had baron.

Why is Germany uninhabitable for cats?

They have nein lives!

Record Jokes More Record Jokes

What do you call a notebook where you record information about your poops?

Some people may call it a log journal, while others call it a diary-a.

What kind of animal can record video?

A cam-el. Get it, because a camera records things and a camel is a animal.

Odd Jokes More Odd Jokes

What are the odds I could find the sum of numbers from 1-100?

I'd say it's fifty fifty

What are the odds of a chronic gambler ever calling the addiction-helpline?

No seriously, I've got $100 riding on this.

Music Jokes More Music Jokes

What kind of music does a rubber duck listen to?

Rub-a-dubstep!

What are a terrestrial planet's favorite genres of music?

Rock and Heavy Metal