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What's the difference between sarcasm and a serious statement?

What're you asking me for I have Asperger's.

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What is the difference between an Irish drinking song and a Country drinking song?

You don't cry in your beer when the Irish song is playing.

What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa?

Santa knows to stop after three Ho's.

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Why do people always ask me for directions?

I have no clue where I am going. I am sure i have sent 100's of people into the ocean.

How do you make $3 million in 48 seconds?

Ask Ronda Rousey!

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Why does chav code never compile?

They end every statement with init

What happened when Santa cut his beard?

The police came and took statements but ultimately Mrs. Claus declined to press charges. OC

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Why can't you use sarcasm with a kleptomaniac?

Because they take things literally.

Why do beaches not get sarcasm?

Because they always take things littorally

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What's the difference between sarcasm and a serious statement?

What're you asking me for I have Asperger's.