Why can't you use sarcasm with a kleptomaniac?

Because they take things literally.

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How do you know a blonde has been using a dishwasher?

A.It's cloged up with paper plates.

Why is it never a good idea to use a Chinese phone book?

There are so many Wings and Wongs, you might wing a wong number.

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Why do men like breasts so much?

They prove men can concentrate on two things at once.

What is the difference between Stephen Hawking and his E-Wheelchair?

If you repair both, the E-Wheelchair is the only thing running again

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Who else have gone through this Sarcasm?

Me: Baby, I was thinking about you so sending you She: Thanks for Thinking

Why do beaches not get sarcasm?

Because they always take things littorally

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What did a kleptomaniac say on 90% sale?

It was an absolute steal!

Why don't kleptomaniacs have a sense of humor?

Because they take everything, literally....