Why do thieves have such a hard time understanding sarcasm?

They take things literally

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What's the difference between Britain and Australia?

When one votes, it changes something, making things worse. When another votes, it doesn't change anything, making things worse.

Who invented the brush they put next to the toilet?

That thing hurts!

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What kind of shoes do thieves wear?

Sneakers.

What do you call a thief with steel armor?

A stealer!!!!!

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What sound do dogs make?

3-year-old: Woof woof. Me: Horses 3: Neigh. Me: Pigs 3: Sizzle sizzle. Somebody understands bacon.

What was the other reindeer's name?

Olive.

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Why do thieves have such a hard time understanding sarcasm?

They take things literally

Why can't you use sarcasm with a kleptomaniac?

Because they take things literally.