Me: Baby, I was thinking about you so sending you She: Thanks for Thinking
They take things literally
Because they take things literally.
Because they always take things littorally
What're you asking me for I have Asperger's.
2: Not much, Brian. I had a pint yesterday. 1: Oh! Really I thought you were only 15 2: I am! 1: So what was it Guiness 2: No, it was water.
A graduated cylinder. This is the only joke I've ever thought of.
They take things literally.
Because they take everything, literally.
He was convicted of crepe.
20 Watts
He didn't have the guts
He was already taking out a tooth
There's too many Links.
He was getting far too wrapped up in it.
The business plan.
The fourth wall
DJ Beazza Yes it's a stupid pun, but that's a good 50% of my humor, the other half being sarcasm.
Tomato-saurus
