Sarcasm Jokes

Who else have gone through this Sarcasm?

Me: Baby, I was thinking about you so sending you She: Thanks for Thinking

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Why do thieves have such a hard time understanding sarcasm?

They take things literally

Why can't you use sarcasm with a kleptomaniac?

Because they take things literally.

Why do beaches not get sarcasm?

Because they always take things littorally

What's the difference between sarcasm and a serious statement?

What're you asking me for I have Asperger's.

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Statement Jokes More Statement Jokes

What's the difference between sarcasm and a serious statement?

What're you asking me for I have Asperger's.

Why does chav code never compile?

They end every statement with init

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

Why can't we edit tweets?

Because if we could I would edit a tweet with 2,000 retweets to say "RT if you hate puppies and babies."

What's pink and slowly turns red?

A baby chewing on a razor blade.

Thing Jokes More Thing Jokes

What is mitosis?

Those are the things on the ends of my feetsis. Thought of this during my last bio exam.

Whats the last thing that goes through a fly's brain before it hits my car windshield?

Its arse.

Half Jokes More Half Jokes

Why did the chicken cross the road half-way?

She wanted to lay it on the line.

Why shouldn't you carry two half dollars in your pocket?

Because two halves make a whole (hole) and you could lose your money.

Thief Jokes More Thief Jokes

What kind of shoes do thieves wear?

Sneakers.

What is it called when a thief steals a purse, runs into the street, then gets run over?

Ma

Kleptomaniac Jokes More Kleptomaniac Jokes

What do you call someone who takes things literally?

A kleptomaniac!

Why did the kleptomaniac dislike the insultingly boisterous man with a cleft palate?

He couldn't take any more lip!

Beach Jokes More Beach Jokes

Why is the beach wet?

Cause the seaweed

Why do bananas have to put on sunscreen before they go to the beach?

Because they might peel!

Send Jokes More Send Jokes

How does a farmer send messages?

By e-i-e-i-o-mail.

WhatsApp, Facebook Messenger etc. for free?

It's not about the money. It's about sending a message!