Sarcasm Jokes

Who else have gone through this Sarcasm?

Me: Baby, I was thinking about you so sending you She: Thanks for Thinking

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Why do thieves have such a hard time understanding sarcasm?

They take things literally

Why can't you use sarcasm with a kleptomaniac?

Because they take things literally.

Why do beaches not get sarcasm?

Because they always take things littorally

What's the difference between sarcasm and a serious statement?

What're you asking me for I have Asperger's.

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What's the difference between a condom and the space-time continuum?

There wasn't a hole in my dad's space-time continuum.

What's the difference between a counterfeit dollar and a skinny blonde?

One's a phony buck.

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

What's the difference between a sandwich and a baby?

Doesn't matter, they both taste the same.

How does a baby Wookie get around?

Ewoks

Dj Jokes More Dj Jokes

What does the DJ do when he spills acid?

He drops the base!

Why did the DJ have such small hands?

Wee paws for station identification.

Humor Jokes More Humor Jokes

What molecule has the best sense of humor?

A helium polymer.

Why does 7 have an odd sense of humor?

Because he abused when he was younger.. it's really quite sad.

Pizza Jokes More Pizza Jokes

What does a Mexican cut a pizza with?

Little ceasars!!! (Scissors)

What do Mexicans cut their pizza with?

I asked, "What " He said, "Little Caesars!"

Thief Jokes More Thief Jokes

Why didn't the man report his stolen credit card?

The thief was spending less then his wife.

How do I know thieves are bad kissers?

Because apparently I make out like a bandit.

Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

What did the pirate say when his wife kept asking him about the steering wheel in his pants?

Yargg! Woman! Stop asking me! You're driving me nuts!

How do you ask a Northerner if they are of noble descent?

Arya Stark?

Send Jokes More Send Jokes

Who else have gone through this Sarcasm?

Me: Baby, I was thinking about you so sending you She: Thanks for Thinking

What kind of car did J.J. Abrams send to pick up Harrison Ford for the new Star Wars premiere?

A Hyundai.