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Who else have gone through this Sarcasm?

Me: Baby, I was thinking about you so sending you She: Thanks for Thinking

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Think Jokes More Think Jokes

How do you tell the difference between the staff and the inmates at a psychiatric hospital?

The patients get better and leave. Not everyone of the patients thinks he is God. The staff have the keys!

What do schizophrenic people think when they say an insensitive joke?

That sounded a lot better in my head

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

Why don't babies work?

Because they're all out of cervix

What's the difference between a truckload of babies and a truckload of bowling balls?

You can't unload bowling balls with a pitchfork.

Send Jokes More Send Jokes

What do you call a bull that's sent overseas by boat?

Shipped beef!

What do Bernie Sanders and the Statue of Liberty have in common?

Common people sent both of them pennies to help build a foundation for liberty.

Sarcasm Jokes More Sarcasm Jokes

Why do thieves have such a hard time understanding sarcasm?

They take things literally

What's the difference between sarcasm and a serious statement?

What're you asking me for I have Asperger's.