Who else have gone through this Sarcasm?

Me: Baby, I was thinking about you so sending you She: Thanks for Thinking

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Think Jokes More Think Jokes

Why did the rabbit run out of the fast-food restaurant?

He thought he heard someone order a quarter pounder on a toasted bunny.

Why do mathematicians think that spring is summer?

It's not their fault. May tricks them.

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

Why are there no pictures of Ted Cruz holding a baby?

They always turn out blurry from him shaking them.

What do you call it when a baby tells you off?

A fedis.

Send Jokes More Send Jokes

How do footballers send messages?

By referee-mail.

How does Bill keep Gennifer Flowers away from the White House?

He keeps offering to send Ted Kennedy over to give her a ride.

Sarcasm Jokes More Sarcasm Jokes

Why can't you use sarcasm with a kleptomaniac?

Because they take things literally.

Why do thieves have such a hard time understanding sarcasm?

They take things literally