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Who else have gone through this Sarcasm?

Me: Baby, I was thinking about you so sending you She: Thanks for Thinking

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Think Jokes More Think Jokes

What does a dyslexic,agnostic and insomniac spend most of his time doing?

Staying up all night thinking if there really is a dog

Why'd the blonde snort a line of Splenda?

She thought it was diet coke

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

How long does it take a baby to die in the microwave?

I don't know, I lose track of time when I have an erection.

What do you get when you drop a baby into a wood chipper?

Well an erection of course.

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Why did the dog's friends send her home from the bar when she started to act strange?

They thought she might have been slipped a woofie.

What do you call a turtle that sends pictures to everyone?

A Snapping Turtle

Sarcasm Jokes More Sarcasm Jokes

Why can't you use sarcasm with a kleptomaniac?

Because they take things literally.

Who else have gone through this Sarcasm?

Me: Baby, I was thinking about you so sending you She: Thanks for Thinking