Me: Baby, I was thinking about you so sending you She: Thanks for Thinking
A nail gun
Tell a woman you love her and she says "i think we're just friends..."
A baby in two dumpsters.
Eric Clapton would NEVER drop a bag of cocaine.
Shipped beef!
He winked at me, I should send him a dragon head." "No babe, this calls for a full dragon."
Because they always take things littorally
They take things literally