They always turn out blurry from him shaking them.
Because it held up a pair of pants.
No chance of blocking an uppercut.
You would too if you were caught changing in the middle of the street!
Me: I turned 13....
Because the owner will tell you
A shell-fie
Because they always miss.
You can't unload sand with pitchforks.
Three, one to climb the ladder, one to shake it, and one to sue the ladder company.
He just shakes it off.
It saves so much time.
Heidi cannot swing a golf club.
