How does Michael J Fox take his martinis?

Shaken. Not stirred

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How do you turn a cobra into a rattlesnake?

Give it to Michael J Fox

What do you do when you find Michael J. Fox in your hot tub?

Add your laundry.

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How does Liam Neeson like his martini?

Taken, not stirred.

How are martinis like breasts?

They are better shaken, not stirred. I usually have one in my hand. One is too few and three are two many.

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How was the snow globe feeling after the storm?

A little shaken.

What do you get when you cast Michael J. Fox as Walter White?

Shaking Bad.

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Why did James Bond higher a man with Parkinson's to be his butler?

He likes his drinks shaken, not stirred.

What does James Bond say after a heavy workout?

I would like to have Whey. Shaken, not stirred.