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How does Michael J Fox take his martinis?

Shaken. Not stirred

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What's the name of Michael J Fox's dry-cleaner?

Park and Sons. /Park en sons/ http://i157.photobucket.com/albums/t57/Thomzilla/Fazed/michaeljfoxshakennotstirred.gif

Why didn't Michael J Fox order food at McDonalds?

He got the shakes instead.

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What do a baby and a martini have in common?

I prefer both of them shaken

What is a Jawa's favorite drink?

Martini

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How do you make a strawberry shake?

You put it in a freezer!

What animal do you get when shake a pig?

A ham-stir

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Why is James Bond a terrible motivational speaker?

Because the audiences are shaken, not stirred.

How does Liam Neeson like his martini?

Taken, not stirred.