How does Michael J Fox take his martinis?

Shaken. Not stirred

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What's the difference between Michael j. Fox and an earthquake?

Earthquakes stop shaking

How does Michael J Fox take his martinis?

Shaken. Not stirred

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What can I get you today?

Harambe: May I get a martini Me: Just ice for Harambe. Harambe: Just ice Me: Justice for Harambe.

How does Michael J Fox take his martinis?

Shaken. Not stirred

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How long you two been married?

It's been thirt- (wife shaking head) teenish twenty- (still shaking) for a long time.

What shakes and sits at the bottom of the ocean?

A nervous wreck.

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What's the hardest part of making monster soup?

Stirring it.

Why did the horse stir his cereal with his hoof?

Because he wanted to feel his oats!