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How does Michael J Fox take his martinis?

Shaken. Not stirred

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How does Michael J. Fox deal with his Parkinson's disease?

He just shakes it off.

Why does James Bond like Michael J Fox?

Because he always gets his martini shaken, not stirred.

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What do a baby and a martini have in common?

I prefer both of them shaken

What is a Jawa's favorite drink?

Martini

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What shakes at the bottom of the ocean?

A nervous wreck.

Why did James Bond higher a man with Parkinson's to be his butler?

He likes his drinks shaken, not stirred.

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What was James Bond after he slept through an earthquake?

Shaken, not stirred.

Why did the horse stir his cereal with his hoof?

Because he wanted to feel his oats!