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What's the difference between Michael j. Fox and an earthquake?

Earthquakes stop shaking

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a cat and a politician?

A cat will lie your face. A politician will lie your face.

What's the difference between a teabag and the English rugby team?

A teabag stays in the cup longer...

Michael J. Fox Jokes More Michael J. Fox Jokes

Why didn't Michael J Fox order food at McDonalds?

He got the shakes instead.

What do you get when you cast Michael J. Fox as Walter White?

Shaking Bad.

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Why Can't the Guy Addicted to Brake Fluid Quit?

He couldn't stop.

What is the best way of stopping infection from witch bites?

Don't bite any witches!

Shake Jokes More Shake Jokes

What's the worst part about meeting someone with Parkinson's?

Shaking hands.

What do two people with Parkinson's disease do when they meet for the first time?

They shake hands.

Earthquake Jokes More Earthquake Jokes

What do you call a cow in an earthquake?

A milkshake What do you call a cow with no legs ground beef What do you call a cow with 3 legs lean beef

What did the ground say to the earthquake?

It's your fault!