What's the difference between Michael j. Fox and an earthquake?

Earthquakes stop shaking

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What's the difference between a rabbit on a treadmill and a rabbit with a carrot stuck up its nose?

One is a fit bunny and the other is a bit funny

What's the difference between a vacuum cleaner and a lawyer on a motorcycle?

The vacuum cleaner has the dirtbag on the inside.

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What kind of jacket would Michael J. Fox wear if he was black?

OC A parka, son.

What do you do when you find Michael J. Fox in your hot tub?

Add your laundry.

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

What job do you never stop training for?

Conductor

What do you call tree sap that won't stop running?

Forest gunk.

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What's the worst part about meeting someone with Parkinson's?

Shaking hands.

What's wet and wiggly and says how do you do sixteen times?

Two octopuses shaking hands.

Earthquake Jokes More Earthquake Jokes

What did the earthquake say to the tornado?

It's not my fault.

What did one mountain say to the other mountain after an earthquake?

It's not my fault.