What's the difference between Michael j. Fox and an earthquake?

Earthquakes stop shaking

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What's the difference between a thug and a pirate's dad?

One's poppin' caps, and the other's cap'n pops!

What is the difference between a dollar and a ruble?

A dollar.

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Who would win in a fight, Michael J. Fox or Taylor Swift?

Michael J. Fox he would just shake it off.

How does Michael J Fox take his martinis?

Shaken. Not stirred

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Which do you let in first?

Your dog, because it'll stop barking once you let it in.

Why did your sister cut a hole in her new umbrella?

Because she wanted to be able to tell when it stopped raining.

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What's the worst part about meeting someone with Parkinson's?

Shaking hands.

What sits at the bottom of the ocean and shakes?

A nervous wreck!

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What did one mountain say to the other mountain after an earthquake?

It's not my fault.

What do you call a cow in an earthquake?

A milkshake What do you call a cow with no legs ground beef What do you call a cow with 3 legs lean beef