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What's the difference between Michael j. Fox and an earthquake?

Earthquakes stop shaking

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

How to you tell the difference between an elephant and a mouse?

Try picking them up!

What's the difference between someone unemployed and a gender-expert?

Nothing

Michael J. Fox Jokes More Michael J. Fox Jokes

Why is James Bond's favourite bartender played by Michael J Fox?

He doesn't need to tell him to shake the martini.

What's Michael J Fox's favorite song?

Shake It Off

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Why did the people's phones stop working on the plane's that crashed into the twin towers?

They were in airplane mode. (I'm so sorry)

Why did you stop your car get out and yell "coward" at the traffic signal?

Motorist: The light just turned yellow.

Shake Jokes More Shake Jokes

What shakes and sits at the bottom of the ocean?

A nervous wreck.

Why is the fridge shaking so much?

It's running just fine. Probrably because it's so turned on!

Earthquake Jokes More Earthquake Jokes

What do you call a cow during an earthquake?

A milkshake

What did the Earth say to the Earthquake?

Sorry...that was my fault.