Who would win in a fight, Michael J. Fox or Taylor Swift?

Michael J. Fox he would just shake it off.

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What's black and all over the place?

Michael J Fox's signature.

Why does James Bond like Michael J Fox?

Because he always gets his martini shaken, not stirred.

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How would America win gold medals in shooting for the Olympics?

They take their prison population and school population to Rio.

Why can't Mexico field a winning Olympic team?

Because everyone that can run, jump or swim is in the US.

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What is the first rule of Womans fight club?

Never tell anyone what are you so mad about

Why do trash pandas always get into a fight?

They trash talk.

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How does Michael J. Fox deal with his Parkinson's disease?

He just shakes it off.

What did the man who invented the bum shaking machine realize when he turned it on?

It twerked.

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What are you doing?

Are you writing down everything I'm saying! IS THIS GONNA BE A SONG!!" -anyone dating Taylor Swift

What changes faster than technology?

Taylor Swifts boyfriend