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Who would win in a fight, Michael J. Fox or Taylor Swift?

Michael J. Fox he would just shake it off.

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Michael J. Fox Jokes More Michael J. Fox Jokes

What is brown and sticky?

Michael J Fox opening a can of coke

What is Michael J Fox's favourite song?

Shake It Off by Tayler Swift

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Why do the French have so many civil wars?

So they can win one every now and again. (Thanks, John Cleese! This was too good not to share.)

What did you win?

Atrophy

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Whats the best thing on the menu?

Waiter: The cheesebur- Me: WRONG! *points to the picture I drew on it of Ironman fighting Darth Vader*

Why shouldn't a dentist and manicurist be in a relationship?

All they will do is fight tooth and nail!

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What sits at the bottom of the ocean and shakes?

A nervous wreck!

Why did NBC add the Michael J. Fox Show to its line-up?

To shake things up on network tv.

Taylor Swift Jokes More Taylor Swift Jokes

What does Taylor Swift tell her boyfriend when he gets toilet paper stuck on his arse?

Shake it off

Whats the difference between Taylor Swift and Adele?

About fifty pounds