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Who would win in a fight, Michael J. Fox or Taylor Swift?

Michael J. Fox he would just shake it off.

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What do you do when you find Michael J. Fox in your hot tub?

Add your laundry.

What is Michael J Fox's favourite song?

Shake It Off by Tayler Swift

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Why is religion like mobile gaming?

Free-to-pray, pray-to-win.

What does that tell you?

4-year-old: I won.

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What would Captain America be called if he fought in Vietnam?

You weren't there man

What Do You Call A Fight Between An Illegal Immigrant And A Child Molester?

Alien vs. Predator

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Why is the fridge shaking so much?

It's running just fine. Probrably because it's so turned on!

Why was the deaf man sighing and shaking his head in disgust when he looked over at his next door neighbour?

Because she was *airing her dirty laundry*!!!

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Who would win in a fight, Michael J. Fox or Taylor Swift?

Michael J. Fox he would just shake it off.

What does Taylor Swift say when going down a slide?

Weeeeeeeeeee, are never never never, getting back together.