Who would win in a fight, Michael J. Fox or Taylor Swift?

Michael J. Fox he would just shake it off.

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Michael J. Fox Jokes More Michael J. Fox Jokes

What's the difference between Michael j. Fox and an earthquake?

Earthquakes stop shaking

What do bad dancers have in common with Michael J Fox trying to use the soft serve ice cream machine?

They both have a hard time pulling off a twist.

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What would you do if i won the lottery?

Wife: I'd take half and leave. Husband: Well here's $6 and you can start packing anytime now.

What did Helen Keller say when she won the lottery?

Uunnnnnnnnnnnnngggggggggggggg!

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What do you call an aardvark that's just won a fight?

A well 'aardvark!

What do you call a Mexican fighting a priest?

Alien vs. Predator

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Who would win in a fight, Michael J. Fox or Taylor Swift?

Michael J. Fox he would just shake it off.

What do a baby and a martini have in common?

I prefer both of them shaken

Taylor Swift Jokes More Taylor Swift Jokes

What do you call a fast clothes maker?

Taylor Swift! Made up by my nine year old

Why do so many people listen to Taylor Swift songs after a breakup?

Because they were tailor made for it.