Who would win in a fight, Michael J. Fox or Taylor Swift?

Michael J. Fox he would just shake it off.

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Michael J. Fox Jokes More Michael J. Fox Jokes

What does Michael J Fox do when his son parks in his space?

He Park in son's space

Why does Michael J. Fox make the best milkshakes?

He uses the finest ingredients.

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Why is religion like mobile gaming?

Free-to-pray, pray-to-win.

How did I win a Super Smash Bros. Brawl Tournament?

I met a knight

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Why were the pirates on the ship fighting?

They needed better anchor management.

Why didn't the President fight with the chair?

Because we don't negotiate with chair-orrists.

Shake Jokes More Shake Jokes

Why was the struggling mange seen shaking the club cat?

To see if there was any more money in the kitty!

What lies on the bottom of the sea and shakes?

A nervous wreck! I first heard this at xmas 1952 (64 years ago) and it still makes me smile.

Taylor Swift Jokes More Taylor Swift Jokes

What did the made-to-order breakfast dish say to Taylor Swift at the Grammys?

Omelette you finish.

What do Palestinians and Taylor Swift have in similarity?

They both shake it off.