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Who would win in a fight, Michael J. Fox or Taylor Swift?

Michael J. Fox he would just shake it off.

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Michael J. Fox Jokes More Michael J. Fox Jokes

What's the name of Michael J Fox's dry-cleaner?

Park and Sons. /Park en sons/ http://i157.photobucket.com/albums/t57/Thomzilla/Fazed/michaeljfoxshakennotstirred.gif

What do bad dancers have in common with Michael J Fox trying to use the soft serve ice cream machine?

They both have a hard time pulling off a twist.

Win Jokes More Win Jokes

Where did you get that gold watch Joe?

Joe: I won it in a race. Bill: How many people participated in it Joe: Three a policeman the owner of the watch and me!!

What do the Irish do after winning the World Cup?

They proceed to Chapter 9: The Dark Mark

Fight Jokes More Fight Jokes

What do you call a man without arms or legs who gets into a fight with his cat?

Claude!

What's on TV?

I said, 'Dust.' And that's how the fight started....

Shake Jokes More Shake Jokes

What shakes and sits at the bottom of the ocean?

A nervous wreck.

What do two people with Parkinson's disease do when they meet for the first time?

They shake hands.

Taylor Swift Jokes More Taylor Swift Jokes

What do Palestinians and Taylor Swift have in similarity?

They both shake it off.

Whats the difference between Taylor Swift and Adele?

About fifty pounds