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What car does Catwoman drive?

A Purrgeot.

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What is the difference between leaves and a car?

One you brush and rake, the other you rush and brake.

Why couldn't the Japanese guy see his car?

Because he had a cataract!

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What kind of cars do shellfish drive?

Mussel cars.

Why isn't Barney the Dinosaur allowed to drive?

Because everybody knows -- tyrannosaurus wrecks.

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What happens when Batman sees Catwoman naked?

The Dark Knight Rises.

What happens when the Batman sees Catwoman?

The Dark Knight Rises.