Where does King Kong sleep?

Anywhere he wants to.

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Why did the chef invest in chicken and cow bones?

He wanted to buy stock options.

What is the last thing you want to hear after blowing Willie Nelson?

I'm not Willie Nelson' Credit: old joke via: Norm Macdonald

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What should you do if you find a snake in your bed?

Sleep in the wardrobe.

How many women have u slept with?

Husband: Only you, Honey. With everyone else, I was awake.

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Why did King Kong join the army?

To learn about gorilla warfare.

What do you do if you fiend King Kong in the kitchen?

Just don't monkey with him.