Where does King Kong sleep?

Anywhere he wants to.

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Why didn't the dog want to go into outer space?

Because he was scared of vacuums!

Why are British anti-smoking PSA's often made by homophobes?

Because they want to prevent people from bumming fags

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Why don't black people sleep?

Because the only one that had a dream was shot.

Who's Bill Cosby's favourite Disney princess?

Sleeping Beauty

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What is as big as King Kong but doesn't weigh anything?

King Kong's shadow.

What do you get if you cross King Kong with a watchdog?

A terrified postman.