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Where does King Kong sleep?

Anywhere he wants to.

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Why doesn't Kermit the Frog like elephants?

They always want to play leap frog with him

What do you want to be when you graduate high school?

No more than 25" from Gary Muledeer

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Why does the nudist always go to bed early?

Because he never sleeps in much!

What's the best part about sleeping with a Cubs fan?

They're used to disappointment.

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What is as big as King Kong but doesn't weigh anything?

King Kong's shadow.

What do you get if you cross King Kong with a budgie?

A messy cage.