Where does King Kong sleep?

Anywhere he wants to.

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What did Sherlock ask his friend when he wanted to know what they were having for dinner?

Watson the menu

Why is it the only thing a woman wants out of a man these days is security?

Well it's the first thing they say when I approach them.

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What is it called when you sleep talk about your subconscious feelings?

A Freudian Sleep.

Why is it so hard to sleep with Asian women?

It can be a slippery slope.

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What do you get if you cross King Kong with a watchdog?

A terrified postman.

What do you get if you cross King Kong with a giant frog?

A monster that climbs up the Empire State Building and catches aeroplanes with its tongue.