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Where does King Kong sleep?

Anywhere he wants to.

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What hangs at a man's thigh and wants to poke the hole that it's often poked before?

A key.

Why did the priest smoke weed in the cemetery?

He wanted to keep his spirits high.

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What's the longest you've stayed in bed?

I usually sleep ON the bed. #DadJoke

What do you call a sleeping police officer?

An undercover cop.

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Why is King Kong big and hairy?

So you can tell him apart from a gooseberry.

What should you do if you are on a picnic with King Kong?

Give him the biggest bananas.