What business is King Kong in?

Monkey business.

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What business does an elf, a man and a dwarf have in the Riddermark?

A nearby horseman answers, "Ooh! Ooh! I know this one!"

Why did Nietzche's Shop go out of business?

He accepted eternal returns.

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Why did King Kong.... Climb the Empire State Building?

He couldn't fit in the elevator.

What did the big ape say when he dialed incorrectly?

Oops! King Kong ring wrong.