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What do sneezes wear on their feet?

Ahhh-shoes.

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What kind of bug bites only at your feet?

Mosqui-toes

Why are Lawyers buried forty feet deep when they die?

Because deep down they're really nice people.

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What's the difference between a guy wearing a bullet proof vest and the English football team?

The guy would survive the first round.

Why did the hipster where a toque in the summer?

So he could say he wore it before it was cool.

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Why do sharks swim in salt water?

Because pepper water makes them sneeze!

What did the baby elephant get when the daddy elephant sneezed?

Out of the way!