What do sneezes wear on their feet?

Ahhh-shoes.

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Why are spiders good swimmers?

They have webbed feet!

How does the author of Harry Potter descend a mountain?

On foot, how else? JK Rowling

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Why nuns don't wear bras?

God supports everything.

What do you call the Skunk who wears khaki's and goes to private school?

Preppy le Pew

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What did the cashew say to the sneezing peanut?

Yes, what is it

Knock knock. Who's there? Bless. Bless who?

I didn't sneeze!