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What do sneezes wear on their feet?

Ahhh-shoes.

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How tall is Luke Skywalker?

Six foot force

What's wrong with that?

You've seen spiders before. Boy: Yes but this one is three feet wide and using all the hot water!

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What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo jeans.

How do you see that a linedancer came from Belgium and not from the Netherlands?

He wears the cardboard box on his boots.

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What do you do when a Chihuahua sneezes?

Get a small hankie!

What do you say when God sneezes?

Go bless yourself.