What do sneezes wear on their feet?

Ahhh-shoes.

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What lies upside down a hundred feet in the air?

A dead centipede.

What do you call a ghost without any feet?

A lost sole

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What kind of make up was the girl wearing on Halloween?

Mash-scara!

Why does Drake hate summer?

Because you start wearing less and going out more

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What would you name someone who can predict when people sneeze?

Nostrildamus

What sounds do nuts make when they sneeze?

Cashew