What do sneezes wear on their feet?

Ahhh-shoes.

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How many letters can you wear on your feet?

10 E's

Why do frogs have webbed feet?

To stamp out forest fires!

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What do ghosts wear?

Boo Jeans

What does a man with two left feet wear to the beach?

Flip-Flips.

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What do you do when a Chihuahua sneezes?

Get a small hankie!

Why do sharks like salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze