What do sneezes wear on their feet?

Ahhh-shoes.

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What body part never seems to win?

The feet.

Why isn't my hand 12 inches?

Because then it would be a foot

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What are you going to get?

ME: wearing a wedding dress Compliments

What's big and grey and wears a mask?

The elephantom of the opera!

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Why did the old lady cover her mouth with her hands when she sneezed?

To catch her false teeth.

What do sneezes wear on their feet?

Ahhh-shoes.