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What do sneezes wear on their feet?

Ahhh-shoes.

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Foot Jokes More Foot Jokes

What type of board will you be riding?

Jesus: looks at feet They're using boards

What did the cell say to his sister when she stepped on his foot?

Ow, mitosis!

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

What are ye wearing to yer weddin'?

Second fella says "A kilt of course!" First fella "What's the tartin " "She's wearing white" says his pal

Why did the parrot wear a raincoat?

Because she wanted to be a Polly unsaturated!

Sneeze Jokes More Sneeze Jokes

Why did the old lady cover her mouth with her hands when she sneezed?

To catch her false teeth.

What illness makes you sneeze on your laptop screen?

A computer virus!