A buzzness suit!
Because it's too much like work what with all of the lying involved.
Current events
The Spanish Inquisition.
Only one but they'll insist on going through about 5 bulbs before they find one that suits this particular room and situation.
Chickenstocks
It wears an aqua-fur.
Pig's tie!
Arapahoe.
Bracket
Because they have a queen. If they had a parliament, they would have had nothing.