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What kind of suit does a bee wear to work?

A buzzness suit!

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Work Jokes More Work Jokes

Why did the book join the police?

He wanted to work undercover.

What is a pirate's favorite drink?

The HI-C! (punchline must be said in proper pirate voice) (this is what I do when bored at work not even ashamed)

Suit Jokes More Suit Jokes

What kind of suit does a lawyer like best?

The Spanish Inquisition.

What is the difference between cats and commas?

This might be better suited for but I think its more a joke Cats have claws at the ends of it's paws commas haves pauses at the ends of its clause.

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

What type of jeans do the Mario Brothers wear?

Denim denim denim

What do you call a hippopotamus wearing Tie Dye?

A hippiepotamus

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of condoms do frogs wear?

Rib-bed

Why did the yankee wolf like southern ladies?

By the time they said "I'm not that kind of girl" they were.

Bee Jokes More Bee Jokes

What do bees do if they want to use public transport?

Wait at a buzz stop!

What do you call a bee that lives in America?

USB