What do bees who are allergic to honey get?

Hives.

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What do you call a bee who's had a spell put on him?

He's bee-witched!

Why do the bees have honey?

Because they have a queen. If they had a parliament, they would have had nothing.

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Who would you save first?

Wife asks her husband: Honey, If a lion attacks my mother and I, Who would you save first? Husband: Well, the lion!

What do beef hearts smell like?

Honey.

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How does the queen bee get around the hive?

She's throne.

What is a bee's favorite game?

Hive and seek