What do bees who are allergic to honey get?

Hives.

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Why do the bees have honey?

Because they have a queen. If they had a parliament, they would have had nothing.

What kind of bee can never be understood?

A mumble-bee.

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What do you call a rapper who likes honey for breakfast?

Sugar Puff Daddy

Why do bees sting?

They can't bite because all that honey rotted their teeth. (From my 7 year old niece)

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What did the bumble bee striker say?

Hive scored!

When Noah was loading the Ark, where did he put the bees?

In the Ark-hives.