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What do bees who are allergic to honey get?

Hives.

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What do you get when you cross a bell with a bee?

A humdinger.

Why do bees buzz?

Because they can't whistle!

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Why did the bees go on strike?

Because they wanted more honey and shorter working flowers!

Why does Mrs. Piggy douche with honey?

A. Because Kermit the Frog likes sweet and sour pork.

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When Noah was loading the Ark, where did he put the bees?

In the Ark-hives.

Why did the bees build the hive?

It's in their beehavior.