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What do bees who are allergic to honey get?

Hives.

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Why do bees sting?

They can't bite because all that honey rotted their teeth. (From my 7 year old niece)

What's a bees favourite flower?

A bee-gonias!

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What do beef hearts smell like?

Honey.

What did the mother tomato tell the baby tomato when the baby tomato was walking too slow?

Honey, walk faster, KETCHUP!

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When Noah was loading the Ark, where did he put the bees?

In the Ark-hives.

What is a bee's favorite game?

Hive and seek