Because he found his honey.
They both ate honey and they both have the same middle name.
Reflect! I use this dadjoke on my pregnant wife every day when she goes out for walks after dark and wears a safety vest.. 'Now honey, don't forget to reflect on all sorts of things, especially car headlights!'
It had muscles.
They can't bite because all that honey rotted their teeth. (From my 7 year old niece)
From a zombee!
Honey I'm down at the pub having a pint with the lads. Be home in about 30 min. If I'm not back by then please read this message again.
A tooter. (thanks, honey)
Sugar Puff Daddy
Wife asks her husband: Honey, If a lion attacks my mother and I, Who would you save first? Husband: Well, the lion!
Hives.
Because they have a queen. If they had a parliament, they would have had nothing.
In a USBee hive. Thank my ten year old for that one.
Honey, walk faster, KETCHUP!
Milk and honey.
They cell it.
Husband: Only you, Honey. With everyone else, I was awake.
A. Because Kermit the Frog likes sweet and sour pork.
Because honey is what you find at the end of bee trails (betrayals)
He cantaloupe.
Your honey or your life!
Because it never gets old.
Because they wanted more honey and shorter working flowers!
Honey.
I usually sleep ON the bed. #DadJoke
Because they use "net" profits
An im-paw-ster.
It smells funny. --As told to me by an Engineering lead... Much facepalm ensued.
They change into brrrrrro's.
The unbearable lengths one man will go to get his revenge and win an Oscar.
Toucan play at that game!
Fans thought his sense of humor was a little too on the dark side.
To get to the dark side...
No, John! *You* can't see *me!*
Squats, squats, squats squats, squats squats, squats, squats, squats squats. Everybody!
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He found his pair a' dice!
They know their knots.
Their lips are moving.
