You know you want it, Honey
Because he found his honey.
They both ate honey and they both have the same middle name.
Reflect! I use this dadjoke on my pregnant wife every day when she goes out for walks after dark and wears a safety vest.. 'Now honey, don't forget to reflect on all sorts of things, especially car headlights!'
It had muscles.
They can't bite because all that honey rotted their teeth. (From my 7 year old niece)
Put it in his honey.
From a zombee!
Honey I'm down at the pub having a pint with the lads. Be home in about 30 min. If I'm not back by then please read this message again.
A tooter. (thanks, honey)
In its honey
Sugar Puff Daddy
Q: What's the difference between zombies? A: Zombies make honey, and zombies don't.
Wife asks her husband: Honey, If a lion attacks my mother and I, Who would you save first? Husband: Well, the lion!
Hives.
Because they have a queen. If they had a parliament, they would have had nothing.
In a USBee hive. Thank my ten year old for that one.
Honey, walk faster, KETCHUP!
Because Kermit likes sweet and sour pork.
Honey!" Nut "Cheerio!"
Honey, I'm home.
Milk and honey.
They cell it.
When other people put two fingers in his honey.
Husband: Only you, Honey. With everyone else, I was awake.
A. Because Kermit the Frog likes sweet and sour pork.
Because honey is what you find at the end of bee trails (betrayals)
Honey, why the wrong face
He cantaloupe.
Your honey or your life!
Because it never gets old.
Because they wanted more honey and shorter working flowers!
Honey.
1. wets toothbrush 2. puts toothpaste on toothbrush 3. wets toothbrush again 4. does backflip on to huge pile of money
It's not right.
Because they drown at their own wealth Edit: I got down voted :(I thought of that in my head and just wanted to share it
Husband: "Because I don't want to wake you."
Humane.
He kept getting in everyone's hair.
A Cantleope
Bed wedding.
Because yeasterday he died and tomorrow he will have risen.
When there is no "L" ("Noel")
Leeeeeetttttssss get rrrrrrrrrready to Buuuuuuummmmmmmmmmbbbbbbllllllleeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!
Because the televisions these days are getting heavier.
I usually sleep ON the bed. #DadJoke
She wanted to lay it on the line!
Helllllllloooooo (insert your mother's/wife's/sister's/grandmother's name here.)
