You know you want it, Honey
Because he found his honey.
They both ate honey and they both have the same middle name.
Reflect! I use this dadjoke on my pregnant wife every day when she goes out for walks after dark and wears a safety vest.. 'Now honey, don't forget to reflect on all sorts of things, especially car headlights!'
It had muscles.
They can't bite because all that honey rotted their teeth. (From my 7 year old niece)
Put it in his honey.
From a zombee!
Honey I'm down at the pub having a pint with the lads. Be home in about 30 min. If I'm not back by then please read this message again.
A tooter. (thanks, honey)
In its honey
Sugar Puff Daddy
Q: What's the difference between zombies? A: Zombies make honey, and zombies don't.
Wife asks her husband: Honey, If a lion attacks my mother and I, Who would you save first? Husband: Well, the lion!
Hives.
Because they have a queen. If they had a parliament, they would have had nothing.
In a USBee hive. Thank my ten year old for that one.
Honey, walk faster, KETCHUP!
Because Kermit likes sweet and sour pork.
Honey!" Nut "Cheerio!"
Honey, I'm home.
Milk and honey.
They cell it.
When other people put two fingers in his honey.
Husband: Only you, Honey. With everyone else, I was awake.
A. Because Kermit the Frog likes sweet and sour pork.
Because honey is what you find at the end of bee trails (betrayals)
Honey, why the wrong face
He cantaloupe.
Your honey or your life!
Because it never gets old.
Because they wanted more honey and shorter working flowers!
Honey.
Thanks for sediments
By holding the bulb up to the socket and waiting for the world to revolve around them EDIT: Rip inbox EDIT 2: Thanks for the gold!
Book today but couldn't find one anywhere. Well played, Wally. Well played.
In an American nursing home.
I usually sleep ON the bed. #DadJoke
He issues a royal pardon.
Issues a royal pardon!
2:30
Because seven days makes a whole week.
9 out of 10 zombies said "braaaaiiiiinnnnssss" number 10 ate the researcher.
That was time consuming but I still want seconds.
I don't know, but it sure can wash a lot of dishes.
The dishes, if she knows what's good for her!
Quack cocaine
I can't remember the name. I think it starts with T. Really - Ours only starts with gas.
