Because he found his honey.
They both ate honey and they both have the same middle name.
Reflect! I use this dadjoke on my pregnant wife every day when she goes out for walks after dark and wears a safety vest.. 'Now honey, don't forget to reflect on all sorts of things, especially car headlights!'
It had muscles.
They can't bite because all that honey rotted their teeth. (From my 7 year old niece)
From a zombee!
Honey I'm down at the pub having a pint with the lads. Be home in about 30 min. If I'm not back by then please read this message again.
A tooter. (thanks, honey)
In its honey
Sugar Puff Daddy
Q: What's the difference between zombies? A: Zombies make honey, and zombies don't.
Wife asks her husband: Honey, If a lion attacks my mother and I, Who would you save first? Husband: Well, the lion!
Hives.
Because they have a queen. If they had a parliament, they would have had nothing.
In a USBee hive. Thank my ten year old for that one.
Honey, walk faster, KETCHUP!
Milk and honey.
They cell it.
When other people put two fingers in his honey.
Husband: Only you, Honey. With everyone else, I was awake.
A. Because Kermit the Frog likes sweet and sour pork.
Because honey is what you find at the end of bee trails (betrayals)
He cantaloupe.
Your honey or your life!
Because it never gets old.
Because they wanted more honey and shorter working flowers!
Honey.
I usually sleep ON the bed. #DadJoke
Because 4 8 16!
Their patients are 2'
Thank you for your patients.
Because deep down, they're good people. Thanks Saul.
So people can read her lips.
They only wear Trunks.
Because wanting to sound good is their OBJECTion
Pilgrims.
Not on /r/jokes
A bit of his head and shoulders were found behind the couch.
Because they were both too Shellfish.
Hiss is the end of the line for you!
I don't know - normally they screw in the casting director's hot tub
I don't know, but it's probably light-weight
